LAST TIME: >It turns out that after the bombing, Melia (and two characters no one cares about) are in critical condition with ~32 hours left to live. >HOLY FUCKING SHIT AELITA IS BACK EVERYONE CELEBRATE >After fighting some Xen grunts that ignored the truce, Aelita has me sit down with her and tells me about her journey >After visiting the first spring on her journey, she notices some loud music >Texen has caused Sheridan Village to become a shithole where the only thing you'll hear is shitty britbong dubstep "music" >We hit image limit quickly
Whiteout counter: 58 Badges: 13
TALLY OF ATROCITY: Confirmed deaths: 31 (fucked timeline: 7) Acts of torture: 6 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 3) A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 26 Bad guys escape somehow: 3 Good guys escape somehow: 6 Absols: 5 Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2 Attempted Suicides: 3 (1 successful) Times we died: 2 TALLY OF LULZ: Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2 Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 5 Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3
What the fuck is this garbage? >This is a Pokemon fangame where at least 3 gym battles can be effortlessly beaten by spamming talonflames. >Decisions & catches are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them.
Reminder: Decisions are made via GETs - singlets only count when I call for specific numbers, dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can cause thread-long rules, and quads+ override trips and can give permanent rules within reason (no nuzlockes/monotypes)
Also, it should be noted that I'll name things/make teams myself if you guys take extremely long to suggest things. At least one thread died prematurely because of this.
Current GET rules: >Any Pokémon based off of endangered animals (namely ones killed for the black market) are unreleasable to raise awareness of China and their lack of morality. >Unevolved sandshrews are still banned from use, though. >Sylveon must be in the party at all times
