/smg/ stock market general

pee poo edition with no links :3
Pt. Deux

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Have ~$85k in VTI, ~$5k in SQQQ @ $37.41/share.
Do I sell SQQQ now and realize minor losses or keep it as a hedge in case we dump?

Only Allah knows the future, user.

>MFW I snagged a bunch of stuff over the last month, but forgot a bunch of other stuff I want and now they're too hot to buy

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MEGL sissies, i can't stand this crabbing

You forget that Quad Witching ends 1 week before Shemitah so they'll enter Shorts and crab it for the rest of the week right before they dump it till end of year. But

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>DUDE OVERLEVERAGE LMAO
>DUDE BURRY LMAO
>DUDE EVERGRANDE LMAO
>DUDE CPI LMAO
>DUDE TAIWAN LMAO

any other bobocopes left?

I'm shorting FB. This is a human rights violation.

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NAIL Bros, we are nailing

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> (You)
>bro... we are entering the next 4 quarters of recession / disinflation
>I stopped reading right about there because you seem to still be falling for the recession bear propaganda.
>You got brainwashed by smart money into being a dumb retail baggy. Now go buy more UVXY or SQQQ like the autistic little niggerchild you are.

do you know what a yield curve inversion is? do you know that a -0.2% reduction in inflation doesn't mean shit? you're bagholding Coinbase arent you.

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That's just what the muslims in charge want the idiots to believe. I happen to have the ancient knowledge and know exactly what the future holds, and I was going to openly disclose everything tonight, but no. You guys don't deserve to know the future.

hey bears, less talky more ropey

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Is it really gonna be that easy to enter a Short?

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daily inflation nowcasting
just rubbing it in

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LIL BOBO..... COME OUT AND PLAY

I TOLD YOU CPI WOULD CAUSE THE MARKET TO PUMP, YOU SAID IT WAS PRICED IN, THAT TURNED OUT TO BE WRONG

KNEEL.

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>Is it really gonna be that easy to enter a Short?
yeah, yeah,
wallah wallah just like that
amirite?
prööt

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Could've made 1k if I timed it right but we take those my niggersss.

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Wtf? I thought Zucc was one of ((them)).

DUDE THE YIELD CURVE INVERSION
DUDE IT WILL CAUSE A BLACK SWAN EVENT
DUDE MONKEY POOP IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Get wrecked if you are still a mumu. Because you are the dumb normie money. The hold my bags and be a good slave class.

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>PGNY
you bought yesterday's dip right?

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Same, I was hoping for some hot, sweaty hard-thrusting volitility today. Fucking SEC

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Stocks usually pump hard after the elections and but after shemitah they usually dump right?

lol almost all the SOXL dump from yesterday has recovered.
also SPR release BTFO, oil almost green again

>oh no the big bad scary jew man sold some shares to buy another yacht
Cope.

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what can i buy right now that will make me money in 10 minutes. i have no patience to wait.

I dunno man

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That story is BS. They are charged for "removing, concealing or abandoning a dead human body".

Do you know why? Because the mother performed an abortion on her 23-week pregnant daughter at home. They burned and buried the body and then talked about what they committed in dms, which were obtained by a search warrant.

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Bobo's first bear market. Bobo got greedy and didn't take profits.
Bobo was so confused, because everyone around him was talking about the end of the world: nuclear war, hyperinflation, pandemics, economic depression.
It all made perfect sense to him: He wasted his youth away and what better way to cope for his utter worthlessness than to fantasize about the end of the world.

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Meth

What's the next black swan event? China's collapse? US domestic terrorist attack?

Yield curve inversion is predicting a black swan event. Something as catastrophic as covid.

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calls on spy, gme or tsla

0DTE SPY Calls/Puts

Come on, bears. Post your accounts.

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