LOL!

LOL!

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Why are zoophiles so unfunny?

I wonder how many times this has happened?

Pain

None, ya idiot. Vaporeons aren’t actually good mating subjects.

I mean I'd rather mate with other eeveelutions myself but I'd imagine at least SOME people would mate with Vaporeons

Why do people keep thinking spermatozoa are babies?

Because sex With Animals is the only thing they can think about.
Its rather Depressing.

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vaporeons aren't even real, dude

So he'll be a gym leader's Ace, what's the difference? He'll still be testing junior scrubs to see if they're scrubs or not.

Most people are fake as plastic shit, and I refuse to ever try understanding them

Because youre an American muttoid who was raised Catholic

even more depressing

Where was it said a human can't impregnate a Vaporeon? Maybe it'll produce a half human, half eevee offspring.

Why are there two caps? Are all Eevees like this?!

>Because YOU'RE an American muttoid who was raised Catholic
Surely you mean THEY'RE, because *I* am neither religious nor am I stupid enough to think sperm are babies.

oh no no no abortion lefties seething

If it's going to form a viable embryo, its going to be an Eevee. Pokémon always take on the species of the mother.

Satan please, all Eons and 'vees are notorious sluts who need hours of dicking from multiple males everytime their estrus season begins - there's no shame in having a freind lend their hand and cock in sating their tremendous thirst to make it go away…

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Zoophilia is hot

>oh no no no abortion lefties seething
I'm SO confused right now.