How come does Blacky have the most smut of all Eeveelutions? It's not even that much attractive compared to others...

How come does Blacky have the most smut of all Eeveelutions? It's not even that much attractive compared to others, and they even sweat literal poison as an instant turnoff . .

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>"muh edgy" retard culture + dog-like in nature.
Perfect storm, really.

The smoothest design, black + gold, evolves by "friendship at night".

No one cares about poison, that dex bit is hardly ever remembered even by pokemon fans, not to mention coomers

easy to draw

I'd say that Flareon is easier if you don't feel the need to keep their yellow circles be placed correctly like an autist

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Correct.
The coomer art world has three good artists and three million shitters trying to trace their way to an orgasm.
If it all looks the same after awhile it's because it literally is.

>How come does Blacky ha-
shut up. you're not japanese.
...actually you might be, you butchered that first sentence pretty bad. but still. i can't believe people here call him this unironically

hes polish

>him
Faggot spotted. They're all its.

Everyone in this thread are all off the mark. The real reason why it has all this porn is because Umbreon is the easiest one to self-insert as PROVIDED you have the mindset of an immature teenage boy. Y'know, the ones who get all emotional and hyper-defensive by being compared to something girly/gay and who absolutely NEED to feel DEFINITELY MANLY AND NOT AT ALL GAY D:< by associating only with boyish things. It's retarded but a lot of (not most) guys are like that.

And for FURRIES the ones drawing Eevee porn, well they're a bunch of neurotic outcast insecure people. Incels. They clearly have much higher rates of these narcissistic, machoistic douchebag types. Exactly the kind of guys who throw a fucking tantrum if something feminine is in any way associated with them. They want to fuck the Eevee family because they are mostly girly and are exotic animals. So if they want self-insert porn where they can imagine themselves raping cats or whatever, they need to use the most DEFINITELY NOT GAY I SWEAR Eeveelution.

Let's see.....
>all Eevos from gens 4 and 6, + Espeon
All very blatantly too feminine/gay for them.

>gen I trio
Flareon could have been more popular for this, but it's fluffy and these guys don't want to self-insert as something fluffy. Jolteon is arguably the most boyish after Umbreon but the spikes are just uncomfortable enough that self-inserting can feel awkward. Vaporeon is fine I guess but it isn't a MALE power fantasy to want to be a mermaid.

That leaves ONLY Umbreon, whose edgy coolness and lack of any obvious femininity makes it the perfect pic to draw pictures of giving dick to all the other Eevees. It's black, which radiates power and dominance. Red eyes with slits and Dark Typing imply violence or at LEAST rebelliousness. So to answer your question finally OP, Umbreon has so much porn because it's the only one that hits all the right notes to serve the role as an insecure male self-insert power fantasy.

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People usually draw porn of things they want to fuck, not of their own self inserts.
If it was the one with the most muscly/military/giant dick eevee then you would be right, but it's not the case.

>People usually draw porn of things they want to fuck

Your view is too narrow, context is important. When they draw porn of Umbreon solo it's still very clearly a self-insert thing. They are imagining themselves as the Umbreon not them fucking the Umbreon. It is VERY common for Umbreon to be the male that is fucking all the other eeveelutions, it I rather telling

>People usually draw porn of things they want to fuck, not of their own self inserts.
not furries

3 reasons.

First, it's edgy, black, doesn't smile, evolves at night, and nobody understands it. It's the perfect lightning rod for creeps, outcasts, edgelords, and losers to grip onto, and furries pull disproportionately from those crowds.
Second, it's very, very easy to draw. No detailed anatomy, simplified lines, all of its shapes are oblong ovals. It's the perfect OC for someone who can't draw for shit, but still wants to draw it.
Third, timing, it intersected fucking perfectly with the emo surge of the early-mid 2000's, where the sheer amount of sadboi/fuckboi was enough to form a thick, viscous pool on the ground of any given club's backrooms. It was a good time, bussy was everywhere.

This is THE pokemon for an edgy loser spiraling down into sexual deviance to draw by himself, save his allowance for three months, then commission a low range artist to do one for real.

Furries are into uwu femboyism. Hypermasculinity isn't typically a problem among them.

no idea why umbreon is seen as the "edgy" once when it evolves through friendship

Why the FUCK is that relevant at all

I don’t think you understand those demographics as well as you think you do.

Because people attracted to edgy shit are retards that can't see past the surface.

he is

Its edgy compared to the other eeveeutions,