Why are his legs like that?

They've evolved into jet boosters.

Walking 's for cavemen and poor people.

You cannot convince me that the people responsible for this design aren't aware of its phallic nature. I don't believe it.
The Sugimori art is even worse. It's so obviously a cock.

Freud would love to study you, no harm.

Nah dude you can't tell me you don't see it. It's there in all its glory. Freud agrees with me.

Combusken, Wobbufet, Medicham, among others that are a bit more questionable

Like I said, Freud would love to get to the bottom of your dick obsession.
That's the thing, Freud didn't care if you were a cock smoker, he just wanted to know what MADE you a cock smoker.

Those are debatable. Miraidon is just obscene.

For Christ's sake, they literally had a, "Mine's harder!" joke in the very first season with Metapod. Japan loves suggestive/phallic humor, the dragon is not the first nor the last.
Absolutely not.

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Joke's on you, I'm gay. Your dad made me realize it.
And dude, I'm not attacking your taste. You can still buy Violet and feel manly and straight even if Miraidon's designer tried to be extra funny here.

Miraidon is based on an erect anime dick. It's the HARD truth.

Ah, so you're a necro as well as a faggot. THAT does explain it so.
My da died before you were born son, because he died before *I* was born.

Yeah, those were tongue-in-cheeks jokes. But not the whole design philosophy behind a box cover legendary like in this case.

I'm actually sad to hear that dude! Sorry for making that joke, that wasn't okay.

We could tell you were gay just from your tendencies of seeing dicks in things that are only mildly phallic.
How is this any different from any of the other ones? There isn't some conspiracy with these games, they just made another phallic monster for the lulz (that's boldly assuming GF makes them like this on purpose or pure, innocent coincidence, cause multiple people design mons, not just one).