LAST TIME: >We unlock the elevator and find a small nature reserve inside the pirate ship. >After a brief discussion, everyone commits to raiding Blacksteeple Castle for the only way out (and the only other alternative was starving on a ship with limited supplies). >Turns out that there's thousands of sewage pipes dumping red sludge into the ocean. Oh no. >WE BEGIN TO STORM THE CASTLE.
Whiteout counter: 53 Badges: 11
TALLY OF ATROCITY: Confirmed deaths: 28 (fucked timeline: 7) Acts of torture: 4 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 1) A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 21 Bad guys escape somehow: 3 Good guys escape somehow: 5 Absols: 2 Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2 Attempted Suicides: 1 TALLY OF LULZ: Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2 Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 5 Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3
What the fuck is this garbage? >This is Pokemon Rejuvenation, a wall of text disguised as a Pokemon fangame >Who gets used, who we catch, etc. will all be chosen by you, the thread.
Reminder: Decisions are made via GETs - singlets only count when I call for specific numbers, dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can cause thread-long rules, and quads+ override trips and can give permanent rules within reason (no nuzlockes/monotypes)
Also, it should be noted that I'll name things/make teams myself if you guys take extremely long to suggest things. At least one thread died prematurely because of this.
Current GET rules: >Any Pokémon based off of endangered animals (namely ones killed for the black market) are unreleasable to raise awareness of China and their lack of morality. >Unevolved sandshrews are still banned from use, though.
somehow, despite the remaining population no longer being measured in millions, human life is cheap enough for one child to be worth 3 slices of bread and a glass of water
