Would small Pokémon make good wives?

Would small Pokémon make good wives?

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Depends on the Pokemon.

yes my wife jirachi is perfect

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This except she's my wife

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you two are mistaken, jirachi is my wife

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stop lying weve been married forever

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fuck me. you sick fucks are multiplying by the day like cockroaches

Yes, pokecunny is based af

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I can easily tell you weren't here 10 years ago, newfag

been here long enough to know what i said is true relative to recent activity.

So you are just new here and shocked by the degenerate board culture that has existed since the beginning, gotcha.

impossible! you can't prove it! jirachi is mine alone!

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>gotcha pawned XD epic win lol
stfu faggot. you know it's gotten worse in the last week.

Mew?

Guys, stop fighting. There's multiple Jirachi in the world of Pokémon, you can all have a Jirachi wife if you want.

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At least for a week at best

No. If they're too small for your dick, what's the point?

>"Jirachi, I wish that your tiny pussy could handle my huge cock."
Simple as.

I got it on good authority they can accommodate human males

>"Granted user, I have shrunk your huge cock to the appropriate size"