I have $500k sitting in a savings account that pays 1.5% interest. What the fuck do I do with it?

I have $500k sitting in a savings account that pays 1.5% interest. What the fuck do I do with it?

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All-in BSC shitcoins

>1.5% interest
>8.7% official inflation
>30% real inflation

Land

Why wouldn't you at least put it into something like SHV that pays almost 2% APY these days with no risk of loss?

No you don't

do the opposite of what Any Forums says

I would put it all to hive dollars getting 20% APY and live the life. Easy as fuck
Check out hive and hbd on hive.io

buy 4-week treasury bills from treasury direct (auctions are on thursdays) to squeeze out another 60 bp of juicy savings yield

5% PMs
25% good stocks (/cmmg/ and tech stuff)
5% cash
the rest crypto

Spoon food
hive.io/hbd

t. retard

4 and 8 week t-bills are where it's at right now

>What the fuck do I do with it?

You can easily be a luna TRILLIONAIRE!

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I've got 100K. What the fuck do I do with it?

all in ETH and close the laptop

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t. the retardest retarded nigger

Just buy HBAR
no other L1 is experiencing the same growth as much as Hedera is right now
after HBAR foundation started introducing new devs and projects to the ecosystem, the network has been looking very bullish for the long term

Cash it out in ones and shove as much of it up your ass as you physically can, then walk around town in a goose suit, shitting out a trail of dollars.

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Literally go 30% in ROSE, 30% into LINK, 30% into JASMY, 5% into ETH, and 5% into SHIB RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU MISS YOUR CHANCE.

Why are you ore upset with me than the OP