> be dev
> work 20minutes per day
> play vidya all day
> got assigned a bug
> estimate 2 weeks to fix it
> fix it in 30 minutes before the deadline
> geting paid >150k yr
> can dump current company and start working in another if i wanted to
is there a more based job frens?
>> got assigned a bug
>> estimate 2 weeks to fix it
>> fix it in 30 minutes before the deadline
For me it's
>get assigned a bug
>fix it in 30 minutes
>tell manager I estimate 2 weeks to fix it
>get drunk for next 2 weeks
for me it's
>get assigned a bug
>fix it in 30 minutes
>tell manager bug fix is pushed
>wait 1-3 days for next assignment
For me its:
>Board member calls me and asks why our disbursement was low
>Call service and ask them why is our disbursement lower than expected?
>Oh sorry, it is fixed
>Wait 3 months until next disbursement crisis
I'm not a programmer, but my life is still comfy
i couldn't even do the absolute minmum amount of work anymore at one point. the last 5 months I was working maybe 2 hours a day (8h workday). i was so sick and depressed with the absolute NPC wageslave life. I couldn't anymore. I just couldn't
I hope young anons have opportunities for jobs like these, but I doubt they will.
For me it’s:
>wake up early to make breakfast before going to work
>drive to work and deal with idiots on the road
>work
>make it home by around 4-5pm
>relax for a little bit before falling asleep
>wake up the next day to do it all over mon-fri
>use weekends to catch up on work around the house
I was doing 0min per day for a while, with nearly zero commits until late July. I was fucking sluts in the Philippines, so I slept through work a lot
We'll see how I do on performance review
what's the role title?
>get assigned more bugs before I push the fix for the first
>"Well Mr Manager it's going to take 2 more weeks per bug"
>"user, can't you do some in parallel? You're not working 8 hours a day on one bug!"
>"Mr Manager. I'll see what I can do."
>4 bugs are fixed in 3 hours
>Tell Mr Manager 6 weeks
>Get drunk for 6 weeks
>Push all the fixes at the last minute
>"Excellent job as usual user!"
Okay be real. How hard was it to get the job itself?
>be neet
>be free
Life is good.
>be FP&A
>notice that IT cost centers are out of control
>put together a 30 minute Power BI dashboard
>prove to CFO that codeniggers are a massive waste of money
>CFO outsources everything to india
>get a $20k bonus
you guys realize no one believe your bullshits?
two weeks without doing anything ahah
the reality is you fix 5 bugs per day and even think about it during week ends
i have a swe friend bragging about doing nothing all day but he is never available from 9am to 7pm to pick up the phone or go out to have a drink
coders are slaves
omegakek if you think this is true, i work maybe 2 hours a day absolute TOPS and thats on a bad day
>Present slide deck to CISO/CTO about security risks associated with outsource pajeet code
>Board rallies against CFO decision
>CFO fires wagecuck and wagecucks executive + downward for promoting outsourcing
Let me give you a little hint, Mr ESL. When you have a niche that nobody else in the company can fill, you can do what you want.
depends on the manager. some actually never look at code because they think it gives them a higher level understanding and clearer thinking or some bullshit.
with them you can definitely inflate how long things take.
>counter with a probability weighted risk assessment
>prove this assertion to be an elaborate fantasy
>personally execute every codenigger in the company just for fun
>the reality is you fix 5 bugs per day and even think about it during week ends
only juniors do that
I worked 11pm-7am last night and today I'm working 3pm-11pm. What do I have to learn to be comfy work from home bug exterminator?
>I'm so smart that I can steal money from a fortune 500 company
No, these are cash machine and they have wagies whose job is to make sure you guys work as much as you can
you can brag about doing nothing to summerfags or incel NEETs but not to me, who is in the industry for 10 years
now kys code monkey
im not stealing anything gaslighting faggot i do quality work faster than others maybe 2 hours tops on a bad day get rave reviews and make more than you guaranteed seethe dilate and continue to live in your own made up reality
For me it was a Master's in Electrical Engineering from a good college (not top 10, but top 50) and a good internship.
Would one of you be willing to help out an aspiring young user get in with one of your firms? If there is anything you would like me to do to prove myself, I can try. Any sort of project you want me to take on? Give me something to fix!
>work in hr for tech company
>paid a lot, get a raise because of inflation and company paying more for tech workers so pay everyone else more to compensate
>read bloomberg and financial times all day
>hr issues never come up because all working from home
>work maybe 2 hours a day, good days do nothing
Trick is though you have to get hired for these jobs and have a good CV but life is good
>wasting your EE degree on codeniggerdom
i get why you did it, but it's fucking sad.
>he knows
I didn't want it to be this way but the money was too good.
Now THAT'S cringe, wow
imagine bragging about being a wage slave
>NGMI
it's going to be an interest future, now that america's best and brightest are avoiding traditional engineering disciplines for lern2code money. it won't be long before chink military technology surpasses ours.
Prod Support Chads can't stop winning in this WFH environment
>i suck dicks better than you
for sure you do, cuc.kyboy