/smg/ - Stock Market General

Nigga Idk what futures you looking at lmao

>see clickbait on msm about huge layoffs coming
>open clickbait article
>"Economist Peter Schiff predicted"
>close article

Great night bros, feeling great.

>it's not a recession because I said so
Look I don't give a fuck if it's bull, bear, or crab market. I don't like being lied to

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men that have sex with men is pretty bullish

Dude, no shit. I mean sell-to-open. If you sell a call or a put, to open, that means it pops up on OI as "1"

Yes, it will go up even further.
The Golden Bullrun has begun.

yahoo finance. it says its up 1.18%...oh shit now its only 1.16% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL IM GONNA LOSE IT ALL WHY DID I BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They literally changed the definition of a recession so they didnt lie.

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uranium

You can’t stop me from buying INTC

Are you trying to imply that your Lord and Savior, the government, is somehow incorrect? You anarchists need to be rounded up!

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Being deceptive like that is the sin qua non of fraud. Actual fraud. Fuck them in the anus. I hate rats

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

bobochuds, at least we got the dow...

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mumu. do me a favor will you lad. could you check the US GDP number? I believe it came out earlier to me.

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I'm buying INTC when you sell to me at $27. Thanks in advance.

They didn't change it.

you thought the meltup had already happened but you havent seen the real meltup that is about to happen

Bobo do me a favor and check your portfolio.

Bull bros... I almost feel bad for winning so much

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you know what they say mumu. in the short term the market is a voting machine. but in the long term, the market is a weighting machine. and that weight? it's going down...

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Im honestly feeling we are back in buying mode. Bears strike fast and with panic. Its been a slow and boring past few weeks. Tech large caps are slowly climbing towards aths. Im willing to buy here and I see aths for some of these companies at eoy. Recessions are backward and markets are forward. Im feeling good again about risk on.

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Can someone explain to me
US Steel has a quarterly earnings of $3.86 annualized to 14.44 while the stock price is 22.60. This gives a PE ratio of around 1.5. So far so good.
Now, they give less than 1% annualized dividend and the stock has been ranging from $5 to $20 FOR YEARS. Where is all the money going?

STOCKS bottom 4 months prior to the recession bottom. It's over Bobo, it's my turn.

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Tomorrow is going to be red, people will want to sell off their gains. Same thing happened last month with the rate hike. Stay on your toes mumus

>steel
Switch to aluminum

Quick reminder that if you’re not having gay sex right this very instant then you’re NGMI

>buy soxl

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Would I be retarded if I bought 100 intc tomorrow and just sold calls on it?

>Now, they give less than 1% annualized dividend and the stock has been ranging from $5 to $20 FOR YEARS. Where is all the money going?
Let me tell you a story about this little thing called ROIC..

Ahhhhhh my feet aren't cute enough to make it. I'm buying more JEPQ. Either way I win

This is why I stopped studying for the CPA exam and started selling OTM SPY strangles. Words and numbers dont matter.

What is Cramer buying? I need to know what to sell.

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This is exactly what I expected from smg during a bear market rally lol

>Recession will be over in 4 months

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>Double speak
Yep. It’s over. These are the end times.

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Bear market rally top signal, time to go short

The S&P is poised for the single greatest second half in its entire history, we call that a Biden win!

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Wait. AAPL seriously didn't give guidance today? That's a giant red flag

Do you think it's a coincidence that AMZN stock closed flat since you started working there, and now starts pumping again as soon as you left?

>That's a giant red flag
heh...

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Did Cramer tell you all that goy?

Tomorrow will be bigly green. Apple and amazon are going to carry the entire market to green land.
Nah companies do it all the time. Not a big deal.
Kek no.

>autoimmune bro
I got diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis last year. Also got trouble with moving and being exhausted, but the dmard drug I'm on is helping. Wish you well.

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I’ll buy it down to $1

if AAPL didn't give guidance, missed revenue and AMZN had -270% EPS then friday and next week should be bloody. UVXY chads, they can't contain us much longer.

BTU put selling still the most comfy play in my portfolio.

they might be up to something

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Nancy Pelosi and gang cash out Friday- here comes the drop.

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Smart. I hope you have the balls to actually stick to that plan. It'll rebound I just don't think it'll happen soon.

this can't be real. Why tf are so many people trying to change the definition of a recession?