/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

Mumu - Apparent Winner Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings/?symbol=AAPL
earningswhispers.com/calendar
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Bears dont get to cum

Stop pumping even though they raised interest rates you subhumans

A new bull market is born
Everyone say "HELLO MR LITTLE BULL"

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bears spent the last 6 months cumming all over your face

Yeah, but after adjusting for inflation, AMZN is only up like 1.4%.

You bet against America and you lost.

Apologize.

>a recession means we're in a bull market

When this turns around, I am going to become such a massive dickhead to all the "bulls" in this thread that I'll probably get banned for it.

I'm officially a mumu

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this is truly a summer bullrun, all in until september

FOMO into SIGA twice- crashes both times after. Fuck this Gay shit.

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So Amazon leaked? It says it doesn't start until 4:30

thats what you think
tomorrow is blackest ni**erest friday of the year for the stock market screenshot this post

I do. I bought INTC puts. Next week I’ll convert it to shares when the div yield hits 4%

Why would interest rates matter? I don't buy stocks with my credit card lol

Amazon is out dumb fuck, it got 2 billion more than expected. Problem is, it's a trillion dollar company and it missed EPS.

my shittel bags

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with SOXL, you can really turbo charge your gains!

they do if they went short on roku.
Thats the call not the results. Results are out.

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haha bring him here so I can pet him

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When is apple earnings?

Earnings report happens before earnings call dude.

sure thing buddy, you'll get them eventually!

It just keeps going.

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Cathie Wood inverse ETF when?

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BOISE CASCADE CHADS WHERE WE AT?

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STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKERS. JUST LET IT BOTTOM

Be sure to leave a name so I can respond you specifically, then. What should I call you when it's time to check back in on how our amazing economy is going, user?

Apple's having a warm up pump while it waits for the actual one.

Non siga holders keep seething.

finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings/?symbol=AAPL says 4PM. So there's probably a call in 15 minutes.

>vix super low
>actual price action is swings of 10% in literally minutes

seriously what the fuck

It's called SARK, user

Already exists. SARK.

Big basket: +4.5% today
Smol baket: +10.5% today

Still down about $900 for the month... two days to make it back or I join the army

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fucking hate when i FOMO fuck you SIGA now I have to sell it again to get better position. But it will moon all day then ill buiy and it will crash again. Each buy it fucking crashed

When are semiconductors finally going to break out? I kind of can't believe the amount of fud they've gotten this year

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Democrats gain power and the entire thing turns into a scam because they have contempt for independent markets anyway.

When exactly is AAPL reporting?

t-thanks intel

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Buy and hold retard.

you okay BOBO?

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im telling you aapl missing is super fucking bullish i fucking told you

Soon. Waiting on it now. Just put on cnbc desu. They pop up results immediately.

4:30
earningswhispers.com/calendar

That's fucking hilarious.

I'm going to laugh so so hard if AAPL has a miss.

Why? It's not going to dump lol

SOXS shits you beclown yourselves

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Idk but Cramer was bullish on BHC and it was the 2nd hardest drop in the market at -41% today kek

>swings of 10% in literally minutes
to the upside...

no one cares about your $500 worth of puts

please do - but permabears suck also, fake sentiment to make this place unreadable - this place will fuck u up, i need to just leave

Holy fuck I almost bought INTC today. Thank god I didn't.

AMZN had a big miss and is +11% now

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SOXL has literally climbed from low $11s to high $18s in the last month, semis are popping off right now (not intel).

>TQQQ
Are... are we back??

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>going from one scam to another
ngmi

user, US had a big miss and is up bigly now.

I mean yeah, I know that nothing in this world will make the market behave rationally while our socialist regime full of fascist assholes is trying to procure through midterms, but I'm still going to laugh at everyone acting like this isn't a recession when the entire world is taking a massive shit and inflation is 11 fucking percent.

im only down 20%
post bags

SOXL is gonna collapse tomorrow with intel dump.

>Still holding SQQQ
>Not too worried because everything else is up and I sold some socks on Redbubble
It all evens out.

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>SIGA afterhours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's Joever. JPow got his soft landing. They actually did it.

Reminder these AAPL earnings will show the recent numbers after releasing their redesigned most sold computer ever, the M2 MacBook air

No access to CNBC here.
ty user.

it didn't miss harder so that's bullish :)

Amazon's earnings are fake and gay. There's no way they managed to cut such a huge quantum of opex with such broad inflation across the economy. There's some Enron tier Arthur Anderson level of jewish book-kikery going on.

europe will be first to eat shit and it will be painful. Imagine getting laid off during the winter while russia cucks your gas supply

I know my shorts are fucking underwater because of this clown market

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We were never gone.

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this is just a bounce before the final crash

Chermiex is also for monkeyaids but nobody wants them. SAD FACE.

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No way Apple misses today

Probably shifting monies around like what they did with rivian.

I am the only moron losing money after buying SIGA... fuck this worthless piece of shit

You didn't watch
You didn't learn

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BUDDY LOOK AT INTEL COMPUTER (unironically)

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>No access to CNBC here.
>watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

HERE WE COME
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
GET THE FUNNIEST LOOKS FROM
EVERYONE WE MEET

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AMZN still powering higher

most of the pump is gonna get sold off when apple dumps anyway

uhh thats not how you donate to israel you fucking antisemi

Doesn't it fuck up your liver worse than chugging a gallon of moonshine?

Neat!
ty

You may have not bought SOXL or SIGA, but at least you didn't buy Roku...right bros?

Apple is going to have horrible earnings and then pump 8%.
Watch.

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oh no no no
>almost down 11%
I thought they were gonna benefit from a multi billion jew- I mean government bill.

>those intel earnings
oof

This is your portfolio on SIGA my dude.
It didn't even go fast, just casually liquidated everything and watched the green slowly march up all week bruv.

Stop thinking and just fucking buy it. Also
>afterhours
lol
lmao even
volume my dude. Nobody is selling.

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Nah I bought 100 TLRY at 3.35.

well then just melt up with it not really a big deal

Apple soon!!!

Hopefully it works. No idea.

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>Government does the CHIPS bill or whatever the fuck
>INTC still crashes
Any of you Israeli shills still want to promote that or do you just want to join the AMD gang?

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Time to buy?

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Apple report t-4 minutes

Kek. Intel said large income drops as they built out the new factory the chips act is pushing for. 5 years of reduced income. Pretty awful investment desu.

how will peloosi impact tech when she invades taiwan

Fuck I hope they crash this market. I have 5 shares of SQQQ at 45 dollars and I’m holding out for a crash

Xi will shoot her plane down. It's already priced in.

>she still owns 50 NVDA call options
GODDAMN IT
She got you to fomo
Then shit on your head
and now she's gonna make her money back while tailgaters get liquidated.

Truly the best congressperson?

>wbd
Glad I offed that soon as T cast it aside

God, I wish I was such a whale people copycat traded me. I'd make so many retard moves to dunk on everyone.

>she invades taiwan
Now that would be spicy. We setup a base or two overnight, same as China did in the Spratlys. Dare them to attack.

kek

>5 shares
Literally why even bother

Good.
FUCK Intel.

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TODAY IS THE BIGGEST DAY FOR EARNINGS IN OVER A DECADE COMPANIES WORTH OVER $10 TRILLION USD ARE REPORTING EARNINGS TODAY.

Yeah don't you just love the play? Take a 300k loss as a nice write off for the year and then pass a bill that is literally designed to pump your bags. Pure genius.

Post Pelosi's portfolio.
Or at the very least her gigantic guido tits.

>your average /smg/ investor

so will it crash tomorrow or are we in a permanent monkey market?

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IDK feel like a correction is coming I know I got in late but fuck this is brutal i may need to sell and get in a better position.

wish i had done the same. i ended up losing my T to a pump on some covered calls, and stuck with the WBD that halved in value since the spinoff