/JSG/ - Job Seeking General

It is of urgent matter that I get back in the cagie. How do I achieve such a feat?

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You dont. You die. Because that is what you wanted. You spent all your life vehemently supporting the idea that life is inherently useless unworthy of existing. This is why "people" like you consider food, shelter and water a luxury,not a necessity, that must be earned. Same as the breaths you take. You must "earn" even the air you use.

You are worthless. Useless. Weak. A subhuman. A degenerate. A nigger. A faggot. A POOR. So how about you go pull on those bootstraps and stfu now disgusting Any Forums parasite

>the idea that life is inherently useless unworthy of existing
>luxury,not a necessity, that must be earned
You are contradicting yourself nigger

You actually cant read huh parasite

make a resume, obtain a job interview, don't act autistic, etc.

go back with your contradictions to retarddit

Based new yorker user wgmi

Have you submitted your resume anywhere?

I literally didnt contradict myself anywhere in my reply. I am saying that rightoid parasites like you literally scream pull bootstraps 24/7 but now you want help? No. Die. This is what you wanted. The world doesnt owe you anything capitalism babyyyy you owe the world everything tho. In this rotten world where debt is God. Carry that debt boy. Carry it. Keep spamming slurs in your basement in your little incel nazi financier shithole forum. Parasite. Can you feel your end coming closer and closer?

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about 100 jobs. Not a single response (im white male i think im getting filtered)

What are you credentials? College degree? Certificates?
What kind of roles are you applying to?

Im in 3rd year college (Computer Science) but i dont want to fisnih, too expensive. I have 1 certificate of front end development and I can make any website from a PS design. I have been applaying for front end

>about 100 jobs. Not a single response
Means that every single application of yours was the same, generic, non-targeted, low effort, piece of shit.
Or, let me guess, you just pressed the "Apply" button?

brought this to my interview yesterday

hope it worked

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i hear a lot of places have some kind of filtering by keywords. I think the best thing to do is tailor your resume to match the keywords on the job description.

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>work on your dance skills
>go to your nearest Walmart
>ask to see the manager
>start doing the wagie dance
>stun him with your vigor and enthusiasm for work that are showcased by your impeccable wagie dance
>get hired on the spot
>work your way up the ranks and distinguish yourself in the morning wagie dance until you are leading the wagie dance yourself
>get recognized by the manager and chosen to replace him when he moves up the ladder
>turn your Walmart staff into the best wagie dancers and get recognised by corporate
>get paid a ridiculous amount of money to travel around the country teaching wagies how to dance and become a Walmart legend
The wagie dance is the ultimate secret to success at life

Take your meds.

>Captcha: SDDGOX
What did crypto mean by this?

Walmart managers make around 180k

does anyone have OPs pic

Well, perhaps eventually as a regional manager but 50k starting. But that's 50k without needing a degree or common sense so pretty good!

In response to your image.
Also in a large enough metro, building or apartment maintenance is always hiring and can be pretty comfy if you don't have a shit boss.

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I think it can help your sense of self worth. Apply for stuff send out a good cv write a good cover letter be prepared for an interview.
People know your emotions so be real.