Can someone explain why this is all so fucking bullish?
Ethan Gutierrez
I am leveraged to the fucking TITS for a red Thursday/Friday
Levi Thompson
>Oh FUCK Qualcomm guided down i almost bought calls on that shit too
Anyone seen anything from Cheesecake Factory?
Caleb Rogers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we're still green after that it's fucking over for Bobos
Liam Brooks
Said fuck it and decided to buy my first options. Looks like meta is going to dump so I sold some Friday expiration puts for relatively cheap. How much you think they’re dump?
Sebastian Evans
Oh god META...
Elijah Murphy
META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING >META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING >META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so much for the fed pump
Ayden Gutierrez
Everyone missed earnings, CPI is at highest point in half a century and we're getting the biggest rate hike so far. Can't possibly get any worse, means we're going up forever now
No one gives a fuck about Meta lol. They're going to be around forever like Boeing because the federal government will never give up its data mine.
Dominic Thomas
SIGA predictions for open tomorrow?
Jaxson Scott
yep spy $420 EOW, back to ATHs if a single company has any remotely neutral news
Lincoln Howard
Why are any of you here invested into meta in the first place? That company doesn't have a future and undoubtedly it's not because you actually like Zuckerberg.
Leo Morris
>SPY 400 Aug 5 Put FUCK I SAW THESE AT 4.20 a piece and didn't buy them. They're now worth 5.00 right now.
lmao this META """dump""" hasn't even wiped out today's gains
Colton Baker
>Been a bobo since november last year. Closed my last shorts yesterday. Had a great year and now I'm long. >Will hedge here and there, but for the time being it's looking alright
why? There isn't any good news. Have you looked at the housing market? Or the inverted Treasure Yields? I don't see any reason why we should be pumping
Meta is dumping like a mf. Did they post record profits or something?
Connor Flores
>SOXS buys already in profit I see L*mposter prancing around I buy SOXS. Simple as.
Landon Evans
Well of course. The committee wants labor demand to be brought in line with supply. At that point, inflation on the wage side will be returning to a more typical level.
That along with tightened financial conditions giving us breathing room for supply chain and energy disinflation would mean that rate hikes have done their job.
Jose Williams
Fed should just let a 150 bp rip in september and november so we can go to post dot com rates
