/smg/ - Stock Market General

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They switched economic activity picking up to "spending and production have softened."
They changed the wording about Ukraine from "invasion" to "war." Russia btfo.
They deleted the part about China's COVID lockdowns, and
Nobody voted for 1.0, and one member voted for 0.5.

Jerome's press conference: youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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>Large increase depends on data
HAHAHAHA There it fucking is. We are unironically melting up. See you this time next year when SOXL is like $150

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POWEL JUST SAID IT WILL BE NECISSARY TO SLOW THE INCREASES

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA BOBO GET FUCKED

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BRING DEMAND DOWN TO MATCH SUPPLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>poomp eet

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kek bobo btfo

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Bros...

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ahem

Don't get lured in my ninjas!

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>putin

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HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT I DO?, SHORT OR LONGS? IM DUMB its only 75, I don't know aaa

HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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its not a recession if we all just pretend it isnt!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I LOST EVERYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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JFC this market

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What did Powell say to instantly blast the market higher? Pivot to lower hikes in the future?

>make more in a single day than I do in a month of waging
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

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>(((SIEGEL)))

They learned from GME
Can't go down if you don't sell. LMAO

hnnnng rachel

what's AAPL doing

So we have every indication that we are in a bad bad recession but faggots on wall street will still play behind the curtain until they can have a proper rug pull.

Bears: heeemed
Whiskey: poured
Portfolio: green

He is about to talk about black woman. Just wait for the secret sell signal.

Not a fucking chance that this is the end of the pain bulls.
No way this story is over.

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Cowards, all of them

>Job market is too tight
Yeah bs I havent gotten a raise in 4 years.

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He specifically said they will slow down the hikes starting from now.

he said the opposite actually lol, he implied bigger hikes could come up later

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HE'S ARMED AND LOADED BOBOS
WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

He said the fed will be investing in brapfarms to lower inflation.

waht are you foing with your life if you make less than 2k a month

>WHY ARE WE GOING UP
Because everyone freaked out a priced in a 100 bps hike two weeks ago. They're probably going to do 75 bps or less next time. Then guess what they're going to do?? Pivot and start printing more money. I don't know why you didn't see this coming from ten miles away.

Dammit I was gonna get 0DTE calls at SPY under 395. I am SO GREEDY.

Why is gold pumping? I thought interest rates rises were bad for gold

WHAT A FUCKIN BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
ALL FAKE AND GAY

I don't know... I...

i apparently shorted it

The pivot is real. HAHAH peak clown world.

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HOLY FUCK

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>in 4 years.
Threaten to quit.
So Putin is pumping my bags? Is that what Biden's saying?

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Sure is. Always has been.

FUCK I MEANT MUMU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nothing fucking makes any sense

why are the moomoos crying if they winning?

so like
all the retards in the last thread
feel free to line up and apologize one at a time to me for your insolence

Get absolutely fantastically ASS REKT bears. Fuck your stupid cynical bullshit.

The more the fed hikes rates, the faster they start cutting them. Simple as.

i swear to god if we hit 2.5% on a fucking fomc day im getting the rope

market is unironically pricing in a pivot. I would call it retarded, but (((they))) always knew more than us.

HOLY FUCK BRROOOOOOOOS

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>I havent gotten a raise in 4 years
Thats on you cuck

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"slow rate of increases". then he repeated 2 PERCENT (target) 50 times. and the same things they say every time "muh data"

rate hikes have peaked

This is what good options trading looks like

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FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. I BOUGHT SPY PUTS AND HAD TO SELL IMMEDIATELY FOR A 25% LOSS BECAUSE OF THIS FAKE AND GAY PUMP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!

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KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD IS GOOD CHUD

haha bobo, watch and learn

drunk bear here. just letting you guys know i still hate the FED. UVXY approaching $11. i'll fucking hang myself

Say it with me Bobo, 'priced in'.

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I WOULD LEG DROP EVERY SINGLE BOBO IN THIS THREAD

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IT'S THE MELTUP ITS FINALLY HERE

uh oh stinky

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I sold everything but my amc shares

>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
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4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached

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kek

Because if they take me up on it I lose out. I make 11k gross a month. I want a pay raise but i sitll want that much.

What about black unemployment, chud powell?

Bloody basterd bear men

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>POOOOOMMPPP EEEEEEEETT

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LMAO What the fuck is this market?!

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Bobo.... This is just the beginning

ONLY once your portfolio is negative do you have permission to die.

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ahem ahem ahem bow before your harby

FRIDAY'S HIGH, GOODBYE

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It unironically is you retard, how do you think the US maintains its status as the biggest dick on the playground?

>I am a genius
Congrats user.
Enjoy your wealth.

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>ninjas about to get heemed

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>SPY $400
>SPY $400

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Why would that surprise you? There's been a pump on every FOMC day this year. Today is buy puts day at close.

Thanks for the QR, appreciated by those of us who are too pure to ever leave the walls of this monastery.

The harder the pump, the harder the dump. Circuit breakers tomorrow.

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I will own nothing and be happy

I want to SHORT this so badly. Hopefully I can tomorrow at open

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He said they're going to be purely data-driven.

so when is VIX going to pump

So red friday or red monday?

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Short at the top

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it was lowered when a 75bps was expected. You are telling me they priced in up a 100bps?

Truly.

However, the last time it dumped really fucking hard the next day, unlike in February when we had a solid bear market rally.

>Powell says larger 100 basis point move could be appropriate at some point

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OOOOOOOO SOXLCHADS

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do it faggot

DAVID SOXL CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

MEETING BY MEETING
Get ready for violent swings on every economic data release.

my stop loss is at $10 which is 40% loss
i havent even opened my brokerage account in weeks i dont want to see the red

Hahahahaha Powell just said we're at neutral rates and keeps ignoring any questions about larger hikes in September. Anyone who is still bearish is going to get goatsie'd

WOAH

LMAO
M
A
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There will never be another dump again. Period.

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Imagine not being all in long right now

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Going to donate my SIGA profits to DarkSydePhil.

What is Truth.

Remind me again, is it 5% or 7% up they pause?

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>3.25%
It's over

>everything hinges on the september meeting
We pump til then.

yep, but it was March not February that big rally happened.

i wonder how micheal burry is feeling lmao

>Castitzo vs Jewba

>$400
>$400

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Let's say 3.0%, that's only 3 25bps hikes to go.

Well the meeting was in late February but the rally went well into March iirc.

Probably unsurprised

Haha

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Well, all my bear positions have gotten blasted. Sigh

...

Jeanna is hot.

Jeanna hnnng

>Bobo has been shown the door...

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I’m laughing at bobo so fucking hard right now

HOLY SHIT JINA'S VOICE
>THE PRINTER IS MY DICK IN THIS IMAGE

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i just locked in like 20k in losses. have to go on vacation TOMORROW with the family. was gonna try to use some gains to pay for the new roof I have to get in 3 weeks. may just kill my self instead

Looks like its over bobo, apologize.

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NA NA NA Na, hey hey hey

these questions are so fucking shit

afaik, burry closed out his core shorts within the last month or two
that he believed that the central banks would just continue to print and bail it out, and we'd go through mini boom bust cycle for the next several years
someone was posting his filing

Oh boy the R word

I could be remembering wrong but I thought it was March.

>Status of Bobo: Overwhelming Defeat

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Bobros... give it to me straight... is it over?

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I can’t wait for all these gains to be wiped out starting 3:30. You guys really think? Honestly.

Wtf she just push a bear off a wall

lol I see why people are complaining about "CORE-CPI" so much.

They're basing their decisions off of core CPI, not off of total CPI. Which means when core CPI gets to 2% they've achieved victory, even if total inflation is 6% & that still doesn't include housing

it is necessary for growth to slow down

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downward growth

I sold everything.
$16000+ today after a -10000 day yesterday

I'd say during aftermarket

One afternoon does not a Meltup make.

Retard?

hey congrats on being right for the first time in 6 months you gaping faggot

HES DODGING THE FUCKING QUESTION LMAO

WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL

This is how Zelenski is going to feel this winter, when Russia shuts off the gas.

SOXL computer, I...

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>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD

>racial and gender and that sort of thing

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Literally every single rate hike is cancelled, he said the current fed funds rate is consistent with a restrictive rate environment, they've also rescinded guidance and going meeting-by-meeting
I'm not joking, they will not do more than 0.5% cumulative hikes in the rest of this cycle
Eternal bullmarket is resumed

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Lol, algos hate the words PRICE STABILITY

>this is the final exit pump

Confirmed recession, wildly bullish in this new data dependent environment