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GIVE ME YOUR BEST INTERVIEW TIPS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Jonathan Foster
Ayden Long
Wash your Penis
Blake Gutierrez
what kind of job?
is there going to be a technical component?
Juan Brown
PROGRAMMING JOB, SO YES
Nicholas Gray
Build a 30/60/90 plan on what you plan on doing if offered the position. Give them a copy.
Xavier Cox
Find the nearest wimmin and sniff their chairs as they get up and leave
Logan Gonzalez
Smile, mimick the interviewers body language, show that you know what the job entails and how you'd contribute to the business
Juan Hernandez
use the word "niggerlicious"
Bentley Garcia
ok
if you need a confidence boost, a small line of cocaine right before. alcohol works too but would make you slower for the tech part
Wyatt Long
no fear, honesty, and be yourself
Dylan White
When they ask what are your strengths, describe expertise related to your specific line of work. Don't say generic bullshit like "team player".
Nolan Fisher
HEY HEYC COOL IT WITH THE RACIST REMARKS IM IN A CALL RIGHT NOW
Brandon Gray
don't be a straight white male
Juan Gonzalez
Got any tips or insight on what makes for a successful 30/60/90 plan?
Leo Miller
lie
Mason White
remember the receptionists name. use their name when you say goodbye on the way out. dont blow your own horn unless very specifically asked to. if you're asked a question about flaws or troubles you have answer with something that is easily spun to be positive. smile when appropriate. subtly mimic body language as the interview goes on. if youre pretty confident the interviewer is a midwit activate your psychopathic manipulative tendencies to take control of the interview. accept the coffee if offered. ask the questions that specifically benefit you to know to show you're not afraid of getting what you want.
Nolan Rivera
im cuban-american, white passing..do I get woke points?
Wyatt Gray
Begin the conversation by shouting "N".
If your interviewer answers by shouting "I", congrats, you get the job.
Adrian Bennett
Have examples to talk about, specifically projects or issues in those projects.
Have self-confidence. You might not know everything the job asks about, but your interviewer doesn't know that.
Cameron Foster
make sure to mention that in college you studied a minor in african american studies otherwise known as NIGGEROLOGY
Chase Lopez
Relativity to the position. Familiarizing yourself with company culture, meeting your department, basically an additional way to sell yourself. Most companies have a training program but you can tailor your 30/60/90 to coincide with that.
Brayden Torres
learn about trees, dfs/bfs, graphs, dynamic programming, sliding window, heaps, all that bullshit