GIVE ME YOUR BEST INTERVIEW TIPS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Wash your Penis

what kind of job?
is there going to be a technical component?

PROGRAMMING JOB, SO YES

Build a 30/60/90 plan on what you plan on doing if offered the position. Give them a copy.

Find the nearest wimmin and sniff their chairs as they get up and leave

Smile, mimick the interviewers body language, show that you know what the job entails and how you'd contribute to the business

use the word "niggerlicious"

ok
if you need a confidence boost, a small line of cocaine right before. alcohol works too but would make you slower for the tech part

no fear, honesty, and be yourself

When they ask what are your strengths, describe expertise related to your specific line of work. Don't say generic bullshit like "team player".

HEY HEYC COOL IT WITH THE RACIST REMARKS IM IN A CALL RIGHT NOW

don't be a straight white male

Got any tips or insight on what makes for a successful 30/60/90 plan?

lie

remember the receptionists name. use their name when you say goodbye on the way out. dont blow your own horn unless very specifically asked to. if you're asked a question about flaws or troubles you have answer with something that is easily spun to be positive. smile when appropriate. subtly mimic body language as the interview goes on. if youre pretty confident the interviewer is a midwit activate your psychopathic manipulative tendencies to take control of the interview. accept the coffee if offered. ask the questions that specifically benefit you to know to show you're not afraid of getting what you want.

im cuban-american, white passing..do I get woke points?

Begin the conversation by shouting "N".
If your interviewer answers by shouting "I", congrats, you get the job.

Have examples to talk about, specifically projects or issues in those projects.
Have self-confidence. You might not know everything the job asks about, but your interviewer doesn't know that.

make sure to mention that in college you studied a minor in african american studies otherwise known as NIGGEROLOGY

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Relativity to the position. Familiarizing yourself with company culture, meeting your department, basically an additional way to sell yourself. Most companies have a training program but you can tailor your 30/60/90 to coincide with that.

learn about trees, dfs/bfs, graphs, dynamic programming, sliding window, heaps, all that bullshit