Holy shit

Holy shit

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unironically a big fucking deal

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so humble

This confirms staking will be announced.
"Thanks Serg, looking forward to that Big Mac *autistic laugh*. As you just heard, staking Chainlink is an amazing feature, here is how staking will work with us over at FTX..."

Even if both Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos all appear alongside Sergey in a month with their right hand on the Bible, look straight at the camera and say clearly WE WILL USE CHAINLINK (TICKER: LINK) AND ITS TOKEN WHICH IS VERY NEEDED and then sign a blood oath with Sergey right then and there on an etherscan print where it directly says how Tesla and AWS are bothmarket buying and using LINK with Sergey then announcing official Chainlink staking going live which immediately solves the entire global financial situation while Biden and Putin throw a video shout out for LINK the price of LINK would still just crabdump -2% somehow.

eric smith and a fat greasy jew are going to talk in front of empty rooms while sergey stuffs big macs observed by the 5 sycophants from twitter

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Why is LINK so shit? I don't understand, it seems like it should be in the top 10 easily, am I really just too retarded?

Because the middle bun is not needed

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You forgot the part where aliens visit Earth for the sole purpose of declaring LINK the greatest asset of all time and implementing LINK on a universal scale.

Do you recommend just going all in ETH? I don't know what to do, logically LINK seems like the best bet but in practice it's a piss poor performer

>the most generous billionaire

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is it over for FTX? seeing all these news about it lately is a huge red flag. maybe it's going the way of celsius

Who?
What?

I'd wager link hits ath again but it's up to you. Both are probably fine.

I recommend ice-skating on the Ganges

Don't care not watching unless Charles Hoskinson is speaking

>eric smith and a fat greasy jew are going to talk in front of empty rooms while sergey stuffs big macs observed by the 5 sycophants from twitter
and I wouldn't want it any other way

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about as big as it was last yeat, which is to say not big at all.

OH joy, another jew to tell us what to think. Link to 0 fast.