What's your next move after winning?
What's your next move after winning?
Death from heart attack
Red pill every person on this planet about jews.
Do I play again? I had bought 32 tickets but nothing
i buy a billion dollars worth of treasury bonds
>CASH OPTION takes almost half your money
>taxes take the other half
>left with enough to get a tank of gas, a big mac and a coke
FEELS SO FREE
only a retard would pick the lump sum option
Fucking kek why are there so many lottery threads lately? It's like you people just gave up. You wouldn't do that right? Giving up?
Eternal reminder that you could play for an entire lifetime, even two, or three, and still wouldn't be guaranteed a win. Lottery is idiot tax.
I'm thinking capitulation threads like this are good bottom signals
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Where are my bitDAO babes at. I told you motherfuckers that we'd make it and we've made it.
I'm going to pump a bunch of uniswap shit coins, then dump on everyone once fomo starts
Can I play if I'm European :3?
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Guess what kind of people play the lottery.
Holy fucking based and checked. I had the exact same idea.
As the United States becomes more and more brown, the chances you will survive 30 to receive your full payout become exponentially smaller. Lump sum of 500mill give you instant access to funds to create a fortified community and small army.
>pick the slow option
>weimar inflation happens
>no refunds
Nigger, everyone knows the probability of winning is extremely low. It's just for fun. Everyone, even you, spends money on dumb shit. If you're throwing hundred or thousands of dollars into the lottery every week, then you're retarded.
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If I take the annuity I get more in total?
Not if you consider inflation.
>get lump sum
>spend everything on investment assets
>make money and avoid getting fucked by inflation on money you don't have control over that's gonna get taxed to fuck anyhow
>Invest in assets
>Market crashes immediately
>Wipes away any potential long term inflation protection