/SMG/ - Stock Market General

SIGAMA BALLS lmao

A couple of interesting setups in the metals.
1/2 silver

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Pump to lunch
FOMC meeting
Violent dump
After hours pump on "good" facebook earnings (which are negative, but not as negative as 'forecasted', because if our economists lie about the forecast and lowball it they can clam it's good news when it's not as bad).
Tomorrow negative GDP and violent 5% dump. But the market will go up after hours because of INTC.

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2/2 Copper

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Looks like permabull redditors who didn't learn their lesson get the rope.

>Jerome takes a hit of his vape
"300 points lookin' bussin' fr no cap"

Why didn't you sell/short the top of SIGA? I was alerted to a short signal at 18.50 and now my short is printing.

Cathie Wood bought almost a quarter million shares of SHOP yesterday
You're probably right
>JP MORGAN CUTS ECB INTEREST RATE FORECASTS, NOW EXPECTS CENTRAL BANK TO DELIVER 50 BPS OF HIKES BY YEAR END VS 75 BPS PREVIOUSLY

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De-coupling reproduction from sex was a huge mistake
Short siga

What's a safer investment? SPY or Shiba Inu?

you’re gonna regret this user
twitter.com/benzinga/status/1551967047210438658?s=21&t=GVrLWv3fGWZPrltCXeFZtA

Good morning, fellow heterosexuals.

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what is reddit

the jeets are fully on board. it's over

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Suck starting a shotgun, get out of here with that dogcoin scam nonsense.

The end is near

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okay this is the top

Bye bye

>VIX gets whacked again
>on one of the most volatile days of the month

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>inflation keeps hitting new ATHs
>DOVISH
50 BPS, my final offer.

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dang literally my thought as well

Just checked futures. Feeling good frens.

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lol. lmao

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I got fucking quarantined to the siga market general. some fucking faggot is using the /smg/ tag to promote their gay sex faggotry stock.

I also hate women.

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kek

Sure, sure. You *accidentally* ended up in the gay thread.

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My SIGA short is fucking printing today

and you intentionally saved that image to your hard drive

>Bairnard and Powell practically holdings hands

D-do you think Powell is smashing it, b-bros? He needs to concentrate on h-his job.

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I'm comfortable posting in both. Sounds like you're just in denial.

What, you scared of the gains? The volatility too much for your tight stop losses?

>SHOP ceo
>TOBIAS LUTKE

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, TOBIAS FUNKE

We rename our village Jhon Rockerpur in honor to him.

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the facts are changing boys
50 bps

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>our economists
stock analysts mostly work at banks, user.

>implying i use a stop loss
The only thing tight around here is my virgin asshole. On a side note, what do you call some one who's half black and half latinx? A Choco-taco

What would happen, financially speaking, if I just sat on the sidelines today?

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It would be very entertainful.

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holy shit, maybe only 25

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Bulltards about to get heem'd from the top ropes

>50

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