Why are you not buying 10,000 lottery tickets user?
Why are you not buying 10,000 lottery tickets user?
What's the make it suicide ticket stack? I've been DCA'ing on the lottery hard.
because I'd have a better shot with meme coins than this
More likely than terra ever recovering
>OMG THE LOTERRY IS A BILLION I'M GOING TO BE RICH
>HUBBY SELL OUR HOUSE WE'RE BUYING TICKETS
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SPENT 6 MONTHS "BUSTING YOUR BALLS" ABOUT ZESTIMATE?
I bought 30 tickets. I didn't get anything. Should I buy more?
Lotterychads, make sure you get a lawyer you can trust. Some of these mfs ain't loyal.
Can't trust anybody if you win the lottery.
>OMG THE LOTERRY IS A BILLION I'M GOING TO BE RICH
This unironically
That’s why you hire a reputable firm and not some hack who cashed in on name only
compare the probability of winning the lottery with the probability of dying of anything at any given moment. thank me later
Hey, user. tickets do not guarantee any return - the chance that you will win is 1 in 99999
Crypto gives some kind of income, anyway
Why would I flush my money down the toilet? You are not going to win retard.
Yeah, youll get it next time!
Yea why didn't I invest $2 in bitcoin at the start of the year? I could have a whole 25 cents right now
You know what's worthless than 25 cents? A crumpled-up lottery ticket
>those chances
buys 100,000 tickets and is guaranteed to win
Quantum physics says that there are multiverse splitting off from each other every moment. Anything that can happen does happen as new multiverse split off from each other. So simply by playing the lottery there is some reality out there where you win.
I only play the lottery once or twice a year and I tell myself this each time. There is some multiverse out there where I won. I spend less than $100 a year on the lottery. I know it is retarded but you can't win if you don't play.
If you do buy a ticket try to buy from some small locally owned gas station or store. The store that sells the winning ticket also gets a cash prize. If you buy from some major chain they aren't going to give a fuck but it could really make a difference to some small locally owned store owner.
>Quantum physics says
nah only an extremelyl low iq minority of quantum ""physicists" say that.
Is there a strategy? Should i buy tickets from different stores to increase my chances or all at one place?
The multiverse where I am sitting on my yacht getting a blowjob from an expensive escort began to differ.
Posted from my mom's basement.
the chance of winning is 1 in 320 million
exclusively this no life sperg loser version of you exists right now user. there's no successful you.