/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

Yeah...I'm thinking we're back Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
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watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Market is CUM

Buy puts.

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WITNESS
The birth of a new bull market!

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Siga chads rise up

stunning, beautiful, pure

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Reminder the Janus Jab is not effective, tested on 7,800 people, doesn't work in HIV people, and takes up to 6 weeks to develop anti-bodies, pregnant women have a 20% chance to give birth to a deformed baby.

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pretty obvious we would bounce off the pee-pee line. i seriously hope you guys arent trusting this move

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Just heard SIGA has 2-3 competitors now.
Thanks to the WHO thing, everyone and their mother has their own vaccine for mankeypax apparently.
Expect 50% price drop tomorrow.

CHIPS act just got Senator Manchin’s support.
SOXL to the fucking moon tomorrow.

kek, uninformed retard. Under 90k yet?

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holy fk futes finna be pumpin
yeah im thinkin we're back

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Also, russia decided invading ukraine no longer worth it.
War’s over.
Natural gas and oil tanking tomorrow.

Also, aliens just made first contact.
They gave us a cure for all diseases ever.
Biotech industry as a whole to $0.00 tomorrow at open.

Aliens been here for thousands of years. Read the hindi bhagavad gita dipshit.

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Sometimes I think I might be the aliens

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Im about to short spotify if I get another nignog playlist advertisement when I exclusively listen to emo/hardcore garbage.

>hindi bhagavad gita
durka durka mohammad jihad

>someone in this thread is holding a big position this week
Give it to me straight user. Do you invest for the thrill? You'd have to be clinically insane to hold any position this week at all. Literally the bloodiest week all year will happen.

My bastards they are going to do the needful and redeem the trip planning shares tomorrow. How can we needful back? My vollage hole money is in fun trip planning sers.

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ignorant benchod

There's no way tomorrow isn't green and Thursday isn't cripplingly red. Screenshot this.

>Also, russia decided invading ukraine no longer worth it.
I'm hearing conflicting information where Russia wants to escalate and annex more territory.

You can't make it if you don't invest so you might as well put cash in and get more cash out.

Why would i want to ss your post?

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Say again, you son of basterd bich? Do you have any doubts??
Do needful and copy me on the same, Durgesh!!
Thank you, sirs.

DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM

Space is fake, scoops. I thought you were intelligent.

Recession will be announced tomorrow and everyone's expecting the market to go crash, so naturally the market will go up.
That's my prediction anyway.

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Now that you've said it that won't happen. It was obvious until now. Have you forgotten who is watching you from beyond death?

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Bobo has trapped me in SQQQ hell

I’m fucked

but that announcement is about the last year right? why would confirmation of what everyone already thinks and feels change the market

>recession
There wont be one if the world economy is eating shit way worse than the US

Tomorrow- green crab at open, BPS released, turns to red for the rest of the day and we return to where we were at close before insane bulls pumped on a revenue loss
The day after- also opens at a green crab because facebook will miss but this will also be construed as bullish. GDP releases and market goes down 3%.
Friday- we go up 3%, because we can. Monday is also up.

Long SOXL, the trannies were right.

>Recession will be announced tomorrow
GDP numbers aren't until Thursday, aren't they?

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We do be

The recession will not kick off until next Monday the first of august. It will be a bloodbath and will trigger the great reset.

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Tomorrow is thursday you dumb american

Is this the most talked about/anticipated recession in history? Literally everyone and their mother expects a recession.

its tuesday in the real world

Tomorrow is Wednesday for the only damn region that matters in this country. That's right, Mountain time best time.

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only reason why a recession is bullish is because it would mean possible pivot but rn Brandon, Yellen and probably the entire Fed board is pretending its not a recession which is very bearish.

I think literally everyone and their mother already bought the fuck out of the dip :(

I just want the green light to start killing jews and leftists in the civil war. I'm tired of this farce of a society.

Afaic, it's not Wednesday until NYSE premarket, which hasn't even happened yet.

>start investing in 2016
>bull market had gone on for years at that point, felt that stocks had to come down sooner or later
>they fucking rip for the next 4+ years
>March 2020
>"this is my chance to get $80 Visa again"
>Powell: run moneyprinter.exe
>markets go right back up
>"ffs"
>"well if I can't beat em might as well join em"
>go all in at the end of 2021, the literal picotop
>down by over 6 figures 9 months later
I was bearish for so long and the very instant I bought in I get bogged. Pain.

what is not priced in is that jerome will not pivot when a recession is confirmed

>pretending
What if it really isnt?

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