My uncle is (was) a successful stock broker and day trader. I have 2k from a summer wagie that I want to invest. Also I want to try opening a paper trading account to learn the ins and outs of day trading.
How do I ask him for help without sounding autistic?
>last thread If nothing else the sheer autism levels in /smg/ are approaching the early /GME/ days. Also actual pussy shots >hotpocket men disappear Of course >HOGS WHO IS SHORTING THE OINKS?
Caleb Robinson
ASIAN PUSSY IS SO CLEAN BECAUSE THEY WASH THEIR PUSSIES AFTER SHITTING AND PISSING IN THE SINK. DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD A 10/10 ASIAN TRAD WIFE
buy SIGA >forgets the greentext 10/10 b8 m8 but touch grass
Elijah Sullivan
>earnings misses everywhere >consumer tapped out: see WMT earnings >mortgage demand plummeting >inflation not abating >unemployment claims inching higher >CHIPS act old news, no more bullish catalysts on the horizon >rate hike literally tomorrow >volume nonexistent, liquidity drying up why the FUCK isn't this shit dumping?
Joseph Roberts
In 15 hours
Jeremiah Barnes
>its been dumping for months >why isnt it still dumping!!!! >mommy!!!!!
Aaron Evans
Reminiscences of a stock operator
Joshua Jones
The market is forward looking, prices already reflect all of those things
Jacob Bailey
when will you learn that the fed is behind this tomfoolery? a couple weeks ago when the 10 year yield was selling off like mad, that was the beginning of the end. what happened immediately after? ECB and the fed said they had to do "not" QE because... because they just had to. the inflation is now going to accelerate and they're running out of time. make your gains while you can
You're looking for a crash. But crashes get the pain over with quickly, so The Fed has outlawed crashes. Instead we get slow tortuous march down to hell. The only ones that will escape the ordeal are those on the Fed's bigboy list.
Lincoln Thomas
>The market is forward looking, prices already reflect all of those things Not as true as it once was or at least not in the same way. It is not "what we see the economy doing 6 months from now" but more "how best to frontrun the Fed 6 months from now". Those aren't the same thing. First and foremost that the former is easy(er) to predict, goes through cycles, and moves at a slow pace. The latter can change virtually overnight and cause behaviors that exacerbate the issues actually affecting the economy. There was a partial decoupling of the economy from the stock market that was just made so much worse during the 2010s.
Oliver Robinson
How have the major indices faired this week?
Matthew James
What about that faggot saying VIX options are close only tomorrow?
Eli Morris
And those real niggas out there selling the OTM SPY short strangle
hey bear faggots theres this thing called >priced in
Zachary Ortiz
sounded like a "insider here" LARP, some schizo post about "tommorow is going to be so volatile that they're going to not let anyone trade the VIX so all contracts expire worthless"
Samuel Smith
You guys are just joining making right? I meant that really is a woman.
Nathaniel Watson
>its been dumping for months >dumping Slowly bleeding out because the QUI keep plunge protecting it instead of letting it correct for real. The Everything Bubble and the money printing have made everything so overvalued that the -15% ytd or whatever it is at now is nothing.
Ethan Cox
Bob+vagine. clearly a woman. Also why are you linking to it? Stop snitching.
