Hello sirs, it is me, Pajeet, with Nigerian fren. here to remind you to do the needful and makes it with us to moon. Do the thankful and buy crypto. It is future sirs. I know this; I am technologically mad. It is not when but if! We must waiting room sirs. :) isn't this fun? we all becoming rich. Lots of babs and vagene for the necessary. Thank you sirs, thank you very much
*shaking head while smiling in retard wagie bucks*
Landon White
>meanwhile PLTR quietly keeps dumping lol I might add some more puts to my collection at this rate their Earnings @ Aug 8 will be horrible
Leo Taylor
Fuck you nigger
Jaxon White
Don't do it.
Manipulation can only delay the inevitable.
Bentley Bennett
Missed revenue = pump I can't stand this nigger market anymore
Aiden Miller
Wow Americans are borrowing more money to live? Bullish as fuck
Julian Wright
I GOT BEER MONEY THIS WEEKEND! WHOOO!!
Adrian Ortiz
Google and Microsoft miss. Bulls think the lil after hours green candle means anything. This shit is going into the gutter tomorrow
Dominic Anderson
Google was a miss by 0.3 percent. Plus their profits increased from 1q to 2q.
Camden Reyes
Who still goes to Chipotle? Their costs are insane and the portions are fraction of what they used to be.
Brody Bell
fed rate will fuck with it though. Markets go green before tanking. Big collapse is not until the fall
anyone who goes to any chain 'quick service casual' place or any fast food is a fucking moron with the exception of the occasional mcchicken
Jace Diaz
Bad earnings are not priced in. After hours price action means nothing
Leo Wilson
What do you call those proportions?
Camden Long
# I make big plays on rare occasion but most people on here are most like 3 or 4 figure networths. Probably why they almost never post their portfolio. For an anonymous place they sure hide their portfolios. As for why my plays only happen on rare occasion? Cause I'm almost never confident on a move, market almost always does the opposite of what I do (inversing myself doesnt seem to work). Just need one more big play that is a minimum 2x so I can go from 5 figures to 6 figures. Get a 2x and I stop gambling for a while.
Caleb Jenkins
Well done mumu, however... E A R N I N G S C O N F E R E N C E C A L L S
VIX has been acting annoying these last few weeks. Doesn't seem to matter what happens. UVXY even worse. >stuff tanks hard >uvxy moves up 1% >stuff regains a fraction of what it lost >uvxy tanks 10%
Adam Garcia
I hope so. I want to buy some shares more below 9.
Benjamin Parker
I call those proportions "alphabet earnings" fake & gay.
Camden Cooper
Bobos really expected a dump when estimates indicated growth this quarter. Even with misses there was still growth. Priced in isn't a meme
Juan Campbell
Yeah market is basically a casino. When stuff behaves like this it's not really investing but rather gambling.
>googl operating loss larger than expected >ads were up instead of down so it's okay :) Doesn't that mean the company will be more fucked when ads go down next quarter? What is the reasoning behind being happy that google is sucking, but not in the ways you assumed they'd suck, when they still suck.
Where do u go to get earnings topline numbers fast and all different companies collated together on earnings day.
Logan Jackson
alphabet lowers guidance, sees earnings declining for the rest of the fiscal year, stock 8 and a half percent in kikes only hours trading.
Samuel Jones
You know that the market is nothing but a playground for HFT algos and big boys, right?
Jeremiah Kelly
>fake & gay. based on what?
Kevin Fisher
SIRS! Stop gamblling on fiat market scam! It is degenerate! You must waiting room with crypto frens! We all make it! 100k EOY
sincerely, fucking Pajeet scammer and Team Third World
Joshua Reyes
Id be calling them stupid too. After hours movement after earnings thats not congruent with fundamentals of released er numbers means nothing Same thing happened in january
Lucas Anderson
Go get a real job, make some real money and then we'll see if you can breed.
Julian Lee
/smg/ is a revolving door of midwits buying the tops of pump and dump schemes
Austin Richardson
TXN beat
Anthony Price
the narrative right now behind the definition of a recession is a bit concerning
kek Atlanta fed has been projecting negative GDP for over a month now They are trying to soothe the goys
Caleb Howard
how come no bots call me out for racism here?
Lucas Gonzalez
Seems like there are people who were focusing only on the ad revenue because of SNAP and none of the other ways google fucked up. No wonder the market is irrational, it has so many retarded faggots all moving en mass now.
Priced in spammers like you are the most annoying. Screaming priced in since SPY was at $480. I seriously doubt losers like you have more than 3 figures in the market. To be this dense can only mean 1 of 3 things >you have a pittance on the table >you are hoping your smug attitude will cause a change in sentiment >you just do the opposite of what you mean in hopes of making others lose money (eg Wirecard user, ASTR user)
Justin Peterson
nobody here posts positions, nobody posts P/Ls, nobody posts closed trades this is where poor people go to become poorer and people like me to laugh at idiots like you
Daniel Stewart
>Fine. But I rarely see in depth discussion or analysis. Most theories are backing by someone calling the other a "Jew" which is not unlike the crypto/GME schizos. I never see people play long here either. It's just trying to guess various hype/pump and dump stocks for a quick buck or some hilarious loss. It seems like a giant game of meme stocks. >For instance, no one seems certain on the fed long term. Do they pivot and destroy the petrodollar (upending the world) or hyperinflate (also destroying the world)? >Instead I see more discussion of what meme stocks are gonna do in the next hour
Nigger. You complain about soxl yet say no one plays for the long term? When most were holding soxl for years and expecting to hold it for years. Fuck off.
If you want to talk about different stocks then make a POST ABOUT THEM. God fucking damn in so sick of hearing these retarded points. I've seen everything shilled here from amd to att to crypto miners etc. Of course more people are talking about sigma and soxl because lately those have earned the most money for us. Of course people talk about spy puts because that's what earned money.
How about instead of complaining that no one else is talking about other/new stocks why don't you contribute and tell us some Tickers that will earn us some money?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>user you look very happy, got some good gains on wall street recently? >just uh ... theres no good movies these days, perhaps you want to come back some other day
Kek really soujds like that gif/webm where the fed says "this time is different."
If that were true they wouldn't even need to raise the rates in the first place. They piss me off so much. They fight it all the way through and then act like it's a complete surprise there is a recession.
Logan Reyes
Working overtime on damage control
Adam Moore
Kys
Brody Hall
>user, I'm sorry SEC got to me... don't tell them nothing get a lawyer, they started crackdowns on bizreals...
okay post positions and P/Ls, also full account size
Jason Foster
The FED will do a 1% hike and bulls will pump the market and say it'll save their memestocks.
Carson Phillips
Google will dump during the earnings call
Nathaniel Ortiz
Anyone believing these fake and gay pumps are going to be in for a sad reckoning tomorrow when actual human beans get involved and realize how fucked it is the 5 companies who make up 20% of the S&P all just fucking missed
