The Republic of Satoshi - The First Crypto Country

There is an area of land called Bir Tawil that is unclaimed by both Egypt and Sudan. It was once claimed by a simple man from Virginia named Jeremiah Heaton who planted a flag just to make his daughter a princess. Heaton backed out of a deal with Chinese investors who literally wanted to hand him a city for free, and now the claim is up for grabs since he unclaimed the land. We intend to turn it into the crypto capital of the world.
This is easiest thing we can do, plant a flag, then we talk with Chinese firms and they will build us our city.
We have a man going there in three months to officially establish the Republic of Satoshi by planting our flag.
>No money needed
>Chinese build it all
>Anons will it all
Hop in our tele: republicofbirtawil

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Ah yes, live next to niggers paradise
Shut up retard

As soon as you building something there every gibsmonkey in Sudan will be there to take it from you

I’m ready to die for Satoshi, the promised land, the Bitcoin empire, are you saying you wouldn’t do the same?

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based?

Imagine the fucking laughs we’ll have when someone plants a flag with the Bitcoin logo on it in some unclaimed land and starts reading the Bitcoin whitepaper as if it was a declaration of founding.
FUCKING KEK

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my god they were literally about to give this guy a country for doing nothing

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do I have to pay taxes?

>Chinese build it all
this is the part I like the most, get the chinks to build it all then kick them out
sorry not sorry

no taxes
entirely crypto based economy
no niggers either despite being in Africa

FAGS

Checked. Thanks playing Mr Chang. No refunds

why would anyone wanna live in a desert

just transaction fees. All interaction must be mediated through the blockchain. Talking directly to other BTCians instead of messaging through the chain is regarded as treason, and will be dealt with accordingly.

This post cost me 5 statoshis/byte

this could be us bros

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You'll all get murdered by groids

my life for satoshi

THOSE SAND NIGGERS CAN TRY

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Home of the niggers
Land of the sand niggers

BASED THREAD

Imagine

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record the guy planting the flag hanging a dead Muslim next to the flag, that will really get the attention this deserves

Raise the black flag sirs

I’m glad to be posting in such a based thread
This idea will be the next HWNDU