If Pokemon were real what Pokemon would realistically be ILLEGAL to own?

If Pokemon were real what Pokemon would realistically be ILLEGAL to own?

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Porygon, rotom, anything capable of hijacking electronics

Ditto, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Blaziken and Nidoqueen because they would render human women unwanted and humanity would go extinct

This can be said for Machamp, Garchomp, incineroar and any bara mons stealing the human women and making human men unwanted as well

Every single one of them.
The entire collective of Pokemon would immediately be confiscated and gathered by the governments around the world for research and exploitation.

Growlithe and other dogmons would be enough

All female dogmons would be illegal to own for any single male trainer, you should know exactly why by now if your not a tourist…

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every single one except:
>Smeargle
>Aipom
>Sableye
>Burmy line
>Klefki
>and Rockruff line

almost every legendary

Any man-made ones like Porygon would be outlawed for a number of reasons. One being that creating your own pokemon through experimentation is dangerous or inhumane. This also extends to unofficial experimentation, so mons like Rotom and Ditto are also likely not allowed.
Definitely no ownership of legendaries.
Anything that could be considered a pest if spread around (something already done with animals today) would be regulated.
Spreading information regarding, possessing, or attempting to contact Ultra Beasts or their worlds in any way will result in "Termination of communication" with the individual(s).

Anybody whose spent enough time on the internet would know why. Knowing people on this board want to fuck pokemon like people fuck animals in real life doesn't make you cool or make you fit in.

Well we have a definitive canon list for Galar, so that's a start

Gorillas exist yet you don't hear about hoards of women trampling each other to fuck them

Likewise for human men fucking female gorillas, and yet, here we are

The Dexited Pokemon are not outlawed in-universe.

Yeah, you just need a loicense.

All of them because "NO FUN ALLOWED"

Gorillas don't grow on wild grass. If there were gorillas out there as populous as dogs and they could be tamed immediately with a ball then you'd better fucking believe women would be out there trying to get some hot monkey dick.

You're a loser lmao.

Surprised that nobody has named Hypno so far

Also Malamar for good measure

Primates are ugly
I would gladly be ravaged by a machoke