poopy market edition
/smg/ stock market general
Nathan Stewart
John Richardson
what the fuck is that?
Noah Hernandez
Baking
Colton Baker
So i bought 5 of those mega millions tickets. When I win the jackpot tonight, you will all be invited to 2 parties in las vegas. I will not be in attendance at either party, but there will be open bar, hors d'oeuvres, black jack and hookers. There will even be a hooker (male) for Rocker.
Caleb Edwards
a photo i took in the pits yesterday
Matthew Clark
it's unironically over
Austin Miller
Darkness
Imprisoning me
Mason Martin
CDC could declare monkepox a public health emergency today.
Jason Wood
too soon
Kayden Long
somebody bake an actual thread
Mason Gray
DONT I CANT BUY SIGA ON MY BROKERAGE
Juan Long
What really should worry everyone is the economy is actually in a freefall and all these faggots like CNBC who’re shilling that ackshully the economy slowing down is a good thing and that means the recession will be mild and then we can get the economy rolling again and the Fed can take its foot off the break are fucking idiots... They’re literally telling you “you fucking peon citizens we need your life to get shittier so we can go back to telling you to stfu and quit complaining”, these are the same people who told you last year inflation was only transitory and that the recession will be mild.... Our economy is going to get its cheeks busted and they have no clue if we are on the precipice of another Great Recession, the consumer isn’t doing well and the fucking wheels are falling off of everything while they tell you don’t worry, it’s only going to be mild.... The Bobo in me likes this but I don’t want to see people get hurt which that part hasn’t started yet
Ayden Smith
First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Liam Allen
I cannot go a single day without a dick my ass, this is the greatest emergency our time
Julian Green
AHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHA
Kevin Morales
When do I get my draft card to report to the nearest reproduction station for mandatory creampies?
dw.com
Daniel Cooper
*will
Ayden Thompson
Why were conservatives in favor of autarky (no international trade) until Biden stopped trade with Russia via sanctions?
Levi Gonzalez
seeing greedy zoomlenials rope over it is funny but that's just sad
Landon Miller
You don't understand, if I can't get pissed on by a dozen men in a dark sex dungeon every night we need to close down everything until we can figure out what is going on
John Green
>mfw despite everything this gay market will close green today
Asher Roberts
Shopify bros.....
David Howard
More like dropify
Adam Brown
The plebs are buying on credit right now and not changing spending habits drastically, and wages staying stagnant, while prices of everything remains up. They’ll all default around the same time en masse
Henry Brown
VERY honest post made with DEEP commitment to TRUTH
Juan Harris
>announces 10% of staff to be cut
>by the end of the day
yikes
Ryan Cooper
I prefer old fucks getting BTFO gambling crypto for quick cash after wasting so many years not making it.
Jeremiah James
Nah theres some wage gains being made but its only keeping up with inflation/barely. I got a substantial paybump last two years. I think this year they will tell me to eat it. Feds going to continue hiking until unemployment relaxes back to 5-7%
Cameron Ross
Just watched Sniders interview on Gammons show, he STILL talks about muh Japanese style deflation in US down the road lmao hahaha. When will they learn...
Jace Morgan
i hate candles like this so much you wouldn't believe
Angel Brown
>I don’t want to see people get hurt
The only people who are going to get hurt are the ones who deserve it. You're supposed to work hard and suffer during the good times to make extra money and save extra money where you can so that the bad times are a fucking cake walk.
Alexander Morris
Home prices still going up every month.
Elijah Edwards
they're getting rid of dead weight, my company did the same thing. you'd think that if those employees did anything useful, they'd keep them around for a few weeks for knowledge transfer. but they decided that it wasn't worth it.
Henry Williams
>layoffs from many companies started
>Walmart says people are too poor to buy literal cancerous chink garbage
>T says people aren't paying their phone bills
>SNAP says people aren't paying for advertising
>9.1% inflation (closer to 20% in reality)
>white house redefines what a recession is
>president says he has cancer and covid
>new omicron strain spreading, vaxs literally 0% effective
>fags releasing dark ages pox plague declared and emergency by the WHO
>100 bps rate hike this week
>China collapsing, guarding banks with tanks and not allowing cash withdrawal
>world leaders resiging in fear
>global currencies trading like shit coins and tanking 70%
>energy prices mooning while liberal faggots pretend we can run the economy on green energy
>cold war 2.0 in full swing
Bullish right?
>housing market on the verge of explosion while interest rates moon
Kayden Howard
>mortgage rates at 20 year highs
>demand at 20 year lows
>prices still going up
oy vey
Kayden Rivera
>MrAss1012
Josiah Williams
Yep and something I’ve noticed that has become way to prevelant in real estate which is my bread and butter is tooooooo many fucking people have been opening HELOC’S and the Short Term Rental craze has gotten too far out of hand... Let short term rentals cool off and there’s going to be a lot of people selling because they never bought properties that could work as long term rentals and combine that with people going absolutely bat shit crazy with HELOC’s....
Consoomers are already defaulting on cars and credit cards and everyone like you said has been building debt on credit and for the last few months banks have been handing out credit cards and increasing credit limits like candy based off being able to charge more interest, by the EOY people won’t realize how much more they’re going to be paying for their debt since even consoomers got used to low low interest rates. It’s a debt time bomb all over again
Thomas Gutierrez
holy fuck this volatility in natural gas due to august contract last day tomorrow
$9.40 to $8.90 in 40 minutes
Anthony Jenkins
ooo, UVXY just popped a boner
Camden Ross
Bullish for oil barons and uranium dukes.
Cameron Martin
i pulled the wage thing out of my ass but i do know consumers are suddenly buying on credit at a much higher rate than a few months ago. coupled with a few things I've read about consumer habits not changing all that drastically during inflation--shit is going to be bad in a few months
Alexander Butler
Is it just me or is rent not going up remotely as fast as housing prices? Seems like the value proposition of buying a house looks shittier every day
Sebastian Moore
hope you're on the right side of the massive economic divide being created right now, user
the gap between homeowners and renters is getting bigger