Garloid thread

Artificial garloid edition.

Anyone else making absolute bank with these new electronic garloids?

Also general garloid discussion

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snek

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electric garloids just cant compete with natural, free range ones, the product is not even in the same realm

the savings you get on food and care arent worth the losses from quality.

They will never replace real garloids

>feeding your electronic garloid electricity

electric garloids cause cancer retard

>He doesn't realize how obvious the taste difference is on synthetic garloid product vs natural

This, I was going to post the same argument. How are you supposed to profit if you can't naturally breed electronic garloids ? That's just stupid. Let them waste their money on that stupid stuff, they'll learn their lesson the hard way.

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He's selling the output retards, not consuming it. Why should he care about inferior flavor or health issues? As long as poorfags keep buying, it's not his problem. The margins on synthetic are so much better.

>Fungal induced radial growths so advanced they can barely move
Are these things even producing at all?

Garloids aren't like humans, they don't need to move a lot during their sexual intercourse. The brief seminal exchange you see in the middle of my webm was enough to impregnate both of them.

He's begging for a lawsuit if he's not labeling it as synthetic. That shit is NOT meant for consumption, and in many countries it's not even legal for industrial purposes.

Wtf would you spend that much money on a power cable and not get a UPS?.

Man you faggots are proud of this joke

Soul

Completely agree, fucking moron wasted 10k on trying to automate his business when he's just going to get out competed by the real thing. Complete joke

>all that insulation
>feeds it from a standard wall outlet
brilliant idiocy

That's fine if you're just breeding them, but not good if you ever want to harvest the subdermal interstitial fluids that they produce. Also, potential farmers won't even want offspring of these loids bc they know they're more likely get fungal infections

I haven't Even tasted it but for what Ive Heard sintetic tastes like shit. No competition whatsoever . If anything it Will prove beneficial for natural loids in the long run because more people Will become interested and Will want yo try the real del. And there's no way anyone sane Will prefer sinths over natural, fresh water fed loids. This Is like comparing beef to beyond meat garbage.

>actually bothering with eGarloids
lol enjoy the house fire idiot