How will deanos fare in the coming UK recession?
How will deanos fare in the coming UK recession?
Michael Williams
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Kevin Murphy
still better than you
Caleb Wood
Not too bad really, they might need to chop in the range rover for a cheaper car and cut back on a few takeaways but that's it.
Cameron Powell
Eli Kelly
they will default on their deanoboxes because they failed to get a fixed rate mortgage
Christian White
98% of people get fixed rate mortgages these days they will be fine. This was the last time in history anyone will be able to buy a house without generational wealth.
Gavin Martin
Put it all on finance obviously. 6 gorillion% apr plus tax plus tip.
Matthew Bailey
I'm like a cat mate always land on me feet
Eli Martin
not well. you only see who has been swimming naked once the tide goes out.
Charles Adams
The annoying thing about Deano is that he always lands on his feet
Nathaniel Baker
also, he gets to smell Joclyn's asshole every day
Sebastian Roberts
What is a deanos? Never heard this
Jaxon Allen
someone who is inferior to us, i.e. sex-haver, has a job, a gf etc.
Thomas Sanders
Zachary Barnes
booba
Justin Perez
Oh its a British chad
Wyatt Wilson
not quite
It's a Deano
Bentley Ortiz
>Fifa '17
It's always fun to be reminded of just how creatively bankrupt Any Forums is.
Samuel Gomez
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the 2021 BMW 535d purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Callum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs and slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed
Carson Bailey
What is the complaint here? Deanos play a cheeky FIFA
Christopher Hughes
Deano is unique