How long is your commute

Mine is 20 miles there(30 minutes) and 20 miles back(40-55 minutes)

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Anti-semitic

Let's see. I walk up the stairs, make a coffee, and then walk into my "office". Probably about 100 feet

However long it takes for me to roll out of bed and turn on the company laptop.

2 meters (2 seconds), from my bed to my computer.

>move 4 hours away from work
>100% of work day is spent driving to and from work

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If they paved a road between mine and the main road my job is on, it would be maybe 1km from my house.

Without that road paved, it's like a 2 mile commute.

it used to be 25 minutes each way
then it was 5 minutes each way
finally it is 0 minutes each way
i am incredibly unhealthy both mentally and physically
work from home is a double-edged sword

I already do lamo.

6 United states customary feet (2 seconds), also from my bed to my computer

My old manager at Walgreens tried to make us clock in AFTER we changed into our uniforms. I told him that under no circumstance would I be putting on my uniform on my own time since it's something that's work related. Same with the bag checks at the end of the day. You check my bag WHILE I'm still on the clock, not after. If it's work-related, you PAY me. Fuck these assholes.

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that would incentive people to take the long route to work, stop by mcdonalds, etc. and drastically cut down on workplace efficiency. that's a reddit format meme, yet again showing how stupid redditors are

You mean semite-critical?

Your commute is your choice, wagie. Move or change jobs

Business owner here. I used to agree with you until I took after my dad and started my own successful business. In my experience growing up and later running my own business, it is that if you give wagies an inch they will try to take a mile. Every. Time. Thus, I rely solely on the good old fashioned merit system. You want to make more money? Convince me why. If you can't, then just stop. The only thing more sorry than a wagie asking for an undeserved raise is a wagie that keeps asking for an undeserved raise. The first and only negro I hired gave it a week before he was asking about "the boss business" and would not stop nudging me about it. He kept incinuating he wanted to "work his way up" and "become a co-owner" despite not knowing literally anything after the first two weeks, as in this trade it takes years to be any good. I encourage people to bust their ass working, and when I see it I compensate them. The problem, however, is that a good portion of shitty workers think they deserve way more than they do. I am not of the boomer mindset (poorfag potheads on this site will still say this though). I have tried to be fair. I have been fair to the best of my ability. But as for the shitty wagies? Give me a break. It is the same shitty wagies that made the "meme" of your pic related. You realize I have to do whatever I can to survive as a business. You are not getting paid when you leave your house, jesus christ. The only reason you get your paycheck in the first place (from your often half assed work) is because of me. Maybe instead of pushing for more socialist shite like this and you put that energy into being a better employee, you can climb the ladder. My god. The fight against the wagies never ends. I know it won't though. Oh well, I will be ok. The shite wagies? Not so much.

I do this when I clock out. I'll just leave with enough time to get home and clock out at the correct time. No one's ever questioned me but I'm sure I can palm it off as a one off thing, say I just wanted to get some work done at home or some bs.
Haven't tried before work as it seems a little too obvious.

>Same with the bag checks at the end of the day
They check your backpack to retrieve possibly stolen goods from the store? lmao
Do they check your pockets as well? It sounds humilliating

Based

wasting your time to waste the jews. half based

I've decided since this post I'm going to try do it clocking on and off to see if I can. I think my best tactic is to clock on 30 mins early, commute and turn up 30 minutes late. Then disappear 1 hour before I finish and clock off normal time.
Thanks for the inspiration OP.

Lmao

7 minutes but im always late to work because fuck em

Even better

>move 20 hours away from work
>100% of work week is spent in a single driving session

Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered.

ok boomer

Expected you redditors to bump this

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