/smg/ - Stock Market General

How big is he? How red is he? How was the cheese?
The bigger and redder he is the bigger the crash tomorrow, this is financial advice.

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jesus christ man. is there no end to it

I am on board. Not going to let this next hoax pass by without making a bag

Clifford barely fits inside the first floor of a town home. So he is pretty big. Will tomorrow be as red as him tomorrow?

WMT? more like poop and pee'd
SIGA? more like LIGMA
LOGI? more like SORI

MPX disables T-cells. Its causing every disease in the homosexual to flare up. This is why its being misdiagnosed.

Bro women who sleep with bi men can get it too! It's worse than you think.

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So the first went and poured out his bowl upon the earth, and a foul and loathsome sore came upon the men who had the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image.

Ok so real talk here, fellow Siggers. SSR was in place today after the Friday heem. Will tomorrow be an opportunity to add more? I wasn’t done accumulating and couldn’t bring myself to buy more today. Is another -15% day in the cards? I want to add another 1-200.

Faggot tested positive twice. Which means it will stay dormant like herpes.

It's literally the next HIV.Buying siga right now is like buying bitcoin back in 2009.

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>#covid
aha
ahahahahahahaha
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

NO REFUNDS

>gay ass fucking wsb meme about being cucked by some dude that redditors beat to a pulp over the course of 4+ years and you are STILL saying it
Never post again. Thanks

>2022
>You can now physically and undeniably tell if somebody is gay just by looking at them
>No pride flag shirt or queer outfit necessary
>Just look at their face
>Is it covered in blisters?
>Yes? Then they’re gay.
Fucking based.
Mankeypax is just god reminding everyone that gays don’t belong.

yeah but you have to sniff my farts first or i won't let you buy it

She's been MIA for 3 weeks now

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>the world economy hinges on how much fat Americans fill up their automatic sit down shopping carts with sodium loaded food and cheap plastics

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She used to post regularly. Very spo0ky guys.

Get that bitch some Accutane Jesus Christ

Honestly, cheers SIGAfags. You found a way to profit off of gays not being able to stop having std spreading butt sex.

Look: I just don't buy this m0nk3yp0x stuff. It seems fake. It's not going to end the world.

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Based
Was the bitch a psyop? She has been posted non-stop for a month. Now she vanishes.

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>the world economy is based around consooming
really smart there,frog

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>world economy depends on US citizens buying stuff
>everything leads to US citizens getting poorer
>WeDidIt.jpg
>world economy implodes

but y do

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Mein Gott....

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Answer me late night stock losers.

>Would they change the definition of recession if they thought we were about to go into one.

Check Mate, you cant.

t. ultra smart guy

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What's big daddy Powell going to say this week? Is this basically the bottom? I really don't see how we could keep dumping when the mainstream inflation narrative is completely flip flopping

35th for anime

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Yeah I guess so because HIV is still around simply because of the fact that faggots still keep it going. The number of people living with HIV only goes up despite the fluctuation in infection rates.

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>#covid
Fucking kek missed that on the first glance

>those nose piercings
This chick is definitely a hoe.
I can smell the fucking arby’s just by looking at her.
Definitely fucked a bisexual dude.

so, if you take the Bavarian Nordic vaccine, you've just had gay sex. Bullish for SIGA, no?

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related

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God she is the pass me around slam pig in her 30s.

futures don't look that bad

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Give it a few hours

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>jobs are still super strong guys, yay everything is alright, totes not a recession

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The vaccine was tested on 7800 people. Doesnt work on HIV people who are taking Anti-virals, and you have to wait 6 weeks before anti-bodies show up after initial jab. Pregnant women have a 20% chance of giving birth to a deformed baby. 2% of people will have heart inflamation problems. 85% effective against original strain with 2 jabs. We are at 50+ mutations currently

I didn't realize we had kinnikuman fans here

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Tonight's movie for this recent market

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>tested on 7800 people
How did they get away with it? what the fuck

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That means it's safe and effective. I have a feeling monkeypoop will spread like wild fire once more people start taking the vaxx.

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Bro a recession is 2 consecutive quarters of no growth in a row. If we keep having negative -2% growth followed by another quarter of +.05% growth followed by -2% growth again then the recession is officially cancelled. Sorry bobos.

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is this an elevator pitch?

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Because it's Janus.

youtube.com/watch?v=9PGOfBdUwVY

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some of this information is starting to make me think its a bad idea to fuck men in the ass, eat cum, suck cock, rim hairy men in public restrooms, and go to piss orgies

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>Walmart and Target eating shit after hours
Uhhh yeah I'm think that $1.50 hotdog combo is looking like a pretty solid bet for the future.

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People get paid money to be a lab monkey. One of my coworkers was doing something similar but with pills rather than vaccine. The pay isn't worth the risk

Underrated movie desu senpai

>piss orgies
No way

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Here is the real GREEN agenda. And what they really mean.

Spoiler
>The carbon they want to get rid of is YOU.

youtube.com/watch?v=rcx-nf3kH_M

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>meow meow meow meow no refunds meow meow meow meow

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woah, that's crazy, it looks 3d almost.

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I'm starting to think the muslims may have been right...

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>Walmart and Target eating shit after hours
will AMZN and APPL follow this week?

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Faggots are going to cause a fucking lockdown over this because they're vain and dread the thought of having scars. KILL ALL QUEERS

buddy, you best start believing in piss orgies. because youre in one

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