/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

Yeah it's over edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hRxW54wDRUY
youtube.com/watch?v=DatsXSjsp0g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FIRST FOR YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

It's over.

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why didn't you buy UVXY calls while they were cheap user?

yeah, in your mom

It's over if you didn't Spank the Monkey.

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Seventh for an*me.

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WEW

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To a bear market.

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UVXY bros when is this shit going to move? It’s been stagnant for weeks

It’s fucking over!

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It wont cause you touch yourself

>Say something bad about SIGA even ironically
>Get millions of angry (You)s
This can't end well. You're all getting emotionally attached to the position.

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I masturbate frequently; what are you talking about?

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soon, it just moves up very violently and suddenly

Is he eating his hat now?

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This is the best /smg/ thread ever

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Bag holders get emotionally attached and it’s the same reason they never cut losses

Somebody bought these calls from me that I wrote 2 weeks ago

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Funny it still works? You sure? Also that is not the monkey I was talking about.

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I just woke up, did something happen?

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will walmart fuck up the rally other retailers like COST and BJ have been having lately?

My extraordinarily conservative portfolio of 80% QLD and 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls has basically.... just crabbed today

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Oh, I see. Yeah, good luck with your pharma P&D my man.

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FUCK BRO I should have bought more SIGA on Friday. i only bought 200 shares cause I thought it would drop with the FED announcement of a 1 percent hike. Who the fuck new WHO was gonna rugpull us. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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baste

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So with walmart its pretty much giga red for rest of week right?

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Nah Costco shoppers have more money than smelly Walmart shoppers.

make him stop

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WMT shidded and farted, big poopoo all over the floor

Ahem.......Nigger

Alright guys, I think its time we had a nice long conversation about SIGA.

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Nothing is certain accept the inherent risk involved in options trading.

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As long as the price of the hot dog remains 1.50 COST will not budge any further.

Everything I say and Post are from legitimated sources like CNBC and REDDIT. This is not a shitcoin pump and dump myfriend.

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Back to 3500, kek

Nigger

Anyone know about biotech? Got my eye on Takeda Pharmaceuticals (TAK) for a couple reasons. Seems fairly robust

>legitimated sources like CNBC and REDDIT
Anyway your catalyst is fake and literally gay.

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>tattoo shop in the Philippines
So it is a front for gay sex/drugs

Oh would you look at that. Another week pointing to some red. Let me see if I care. Oh wait I don't I pivoted into bonds and dividend paying stocks awhile back now. Stupid gambler niggers. Jerome pump my bond bags. I need double digit I bonds gotta build that fat stack of fiat to slurp the real bottom when SMG is JMG. Job market general.

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

fr no cap

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This week is going to be brutal.

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What did he mean by this?

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lol, lmao

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Kek based

We only talk 'bout one Biotech in dese here partz stranger

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I dont believe you, it will be boring.

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>I pivoted into bonds

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Don't hate the Playa hate the Siggers.

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much like I shit and fart all over the floor in walmart. walmart has just shitted and farted all over the floor of the new york stock exchange

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cozy slums. philippines actually quite safe prolly like thailand and vietnam despite extreme poorness
youtube.com/watch?v=hRxW54wDRUY

favelas especially Rocinha similar poorness to philippines but definitely Not safu :) 60k people die of shooting annual and bullet holes casually every street
youtube.com/watch?v=DatsXSjsp0g

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>WMT
>AMZN
>TGT
Man this shit is going to dump hard tomorrow

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is only the right price on earning day.

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Now this is the kind of sound financial advice /smg/ needs

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Fellow bobro why are you laughing. Bonds and dividend stocks are bobo territory. Unless, you are a ...
Lets take that mask off mumu.

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>beg mods to ban gay sex
>piss and cry your pants when people talk about anything outside your portfolio
user I....

Why not just play the lotto. Safer.

if you think yields are going double digits you should short bonds
all assets are going to zero, the everything bubble is over, we are going into a inflationary depression

Do you guys remember a time where it felt like corporations had soul? Gosh, I still remember the coca cola bears. Why don't they do stuff like that anymore nowadays anywhoo?
>noooooo reeeeee they're only in it for the money!!!!!11
well, yea, obviously. But at least they were less... sterile

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this user will be fine if he dumps his contracts on wed, thurs, and friday when uvxy is up.

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Chicken lips
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I'm only long BJ and COST right now but maybe it is buy the dip moment or is all retail gonna dump more even the good companies?

The calls are going up thats good right?

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no, I just remember them being less gay

actually i saw you said double digit i bonds, that makes more sense, i'm not american so i cant get them

I thought I was degenerate, respect (not even DEC30 though?)

I can't remember a time when corps weren't ultra pozzed faggots

LOL

SIGGERS are so obnoxious on purpose it's because we want you to look at fine details and think it's a meme. We dont want you make it. HAHAHA

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I have plenty of shares of CMRX to play the pox but I have CCs on them until Aug (2.5 and 5 strike). Looking at a long term hold forever

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It's loss prevention time of the week again.

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Why the fuck are there so much vix calls open right now? Technicals are still pointing up, but there are an ungodly amount of OIs open for vix to go up past 40 between today and mid August. Are these people morons or does someone know something the rest of us dont?

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DID I MENTION, NIGGERS?

>long BJ
You're going to have to give the bears some long BJs after this week!

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That's a brilliant loss leader. Sell hotdogs for 1.50 and everything else is a megapack upwards of $50

UVXY has always been a short term swing trade, he'll be fine if he just doesn't hold it past FOMC and tech earnings week

What percentage of America's GDP is the S&P 500 compared to not? I know its like 70% of all stock capital but how does that translate to the rest of the economy like percentage of people employed etc?

Looks like the deepstate might pull the plug on Brandon and jew york bankers got the heads up and will profit

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THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE