/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

Bobos big crash Edition :^)

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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first for #TheBigOne

pic related it's me waiting for #TheBigOne

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>'Aye 'Tone, pour one out for me for the boys.'

F

also inb4 no SIGA or gay sex posting allowed.

Now that I've inb4'd nobody is allowed to discuss SIGA or gay sex itt.

What's wrong with just buying the Nasdaq?

So do I have to wait til Wednesday to find out how fucked we are? Does anything happen tomorrow?

>It's just an exit pump! you faggots will be sorry!

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Thursday actually. GDP print is on thursday. We're getting 100 BPS and then -2% GDP. That's like 1500 points down on the DOW (500 on wednesday and 1000 on thursday). One two knockout punch summer dump. Then in august the bulls will try a dead cat bounce to own the bobos.

>He doesn't know
You really think they are going to stop this behavior? They didn't stop during AIDs, or COVID, nothing is more powerful then their need to drink human piss and have their anuses torn.
SIGA will hit $50, $100 is even within the realm of possibility.

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*farts*

nothing honestly
the risk is still the upside right now

Zoom in.

RIP Lyl we crey evertim ;_;

VIX you whore

So Brandon thinks he can avoid a recession by changing the definition of recession! Doesn't matter what they call it, the GDP is contracting and that's all you need to know it's time to fucking sell it all and watch the boomers get all mad they can't retire.

>VIX rejected from 200 DMA
kek UVXY baggies kek

Imagine if we get red GDP data and there's a fucking pump, wouldn't surprise me this market is a meme

How's earnings been today anything good? Anyone decent report today?

Lame. Make it higher.

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WMT

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Check Walmart faggot

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Posting in the fake trolld thread.

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Anyone shorting SHOP for tmrw?

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so are we crashing? will this save my puts?

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>nomura
kek they always get the pre FOMC trade wrong.
Even more confident in 75 bps now.

We're in a recession.

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I ended the day up $1.08 which is a nice +0.00% gain on my portfolio.

WALMART NOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

Stagflationsisters…

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Why would you not want the bear market to end user?

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Walmart lowers profit outlook for Q2! AHHHH its happening!!

This isn't about what I want.

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what do i buy next bros? started with $200. i have inverted every single user suggestion kek

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Seems like mumu’s got trapped today before the bottom falls out of the market this week... Don’t lie who bought going into the close?

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ITS GONNA POP ON FOMC RIGHT

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ASMB stock ladies!

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Market closes, one of the biggest US companies drops almost seven percent.

>Rigged

Thanks for playing.

>Biggest retailer has shit earnings
>Economy is mostly spending
Recession bros get in here

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Oil bros.... Are we back?

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Did anyone else have a comfortable day of buying reputable companies that pay a consistent dividend with the intent to also sell CCs?

WMT

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