Need to stop my team autism

I know this sounds stupid, but I have such severe team autism that I haven't completed a mainline game in about two years since I can't settle on a designated team. And I think about replaying HeartGold in particular every week. Here are my current standards:

-no type overlap
-need to have a fwg core
-cant have a lonesome single or dual typed Mon if the rest of the team is not
-cannot have overlapping colors
-always need a red, blue, and green mon according to Pokedex color
-need to have a majority of the mons from the region (ie. at least 3 Johto mons in a Johto game, so on)
-need to have an even number of non regional mons (2,3, or none at all)
-the pattern of foreign mons needs to be arithmetically pleasing (124444 in a Sinnoh game, I can't put it into words)
-mons only available in the regional dex and the main game
-no regional birds
-no more than one starter
-no psuedos
-no eeveelutions
-need to have a balance of physical and special attackers
-need to have balance of slow and fast mons
-need to have a balance of defensive and offensive mons
-need to learn all of the good tms of most types (coverage reasons)
-mons cannot be too weak nor too strong
-no over chosen mons for playthoughs (ie. no excadrill get al.)
-majority of team members need to be found before the 4th badge
-need to get through the main game in ~24 hours over the course of 3 days
-if I take a break I quit
-if I take too long I quit
-have to do the game in one go

How do I stop this continual spiral of autism???? Just end it already.

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What do you mean meds? I want solutions; they're the real meds.

have sex with me.

taking some normal pills might help you to just play a video game without spreadsheeting everything out before you start

left is normal incest, right is twincest

Just stop being autistic. Why do you need to do any of those?

>no type overlap
Stopped reading there. Sorry I can't relate, I always need at least one overlapping type for roleplaying reasons. Also I generally need a mono normal type

Use a randomizer or nuzlocke or something, this is ridiculous and you need help.

Jesus man, some of these are understandable but how the fuck did the arithmetically pleasing and no overlapping colors enter your brain?

just inject

is this just with pokemon or dose this shit happen with everything?

no i get it. you dont start out with that, it's just what you end up with. like op said it's a spiral. starts out with normal shit, then understand able shit, then schizo shit. ive been there. then again i could be completely wrong. i cant read minds after all

what role play reasons?

For instance, if I wanna play as a bubbly brown girl who's a little bit sassy she's gonna need a few fighting types and a couple of fairies. She's also kind of into the alt-lifestyle since she's secretly a wannabe delinquent (everyone knows little girls can't into delinquency) so she's also got somewhat of an affinity to dark types

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Also she wears the water shorts because she looks up to Nessa as a role-model

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OP here,

You are correct. I've started replaying mainline games since July 2018. Let me list each COMPLETED playthrough:

-Platinum (July 2018)
-X (August 2018)
-OR (November 2018)
-Platinum (April 2019)
-Black (April 2019)
-UM (May 2019)
-Platinum (September 2019)
-HG (October 2019)
-Pearl (November 2019)
-Platinum (November 2019)
-Platinum (December 2019)
-HG (January 2020)
-Platinum (Februrary 2020)
-Emerald (August 2020)
-HG (August 2020)
-B2 (September 2020)
-Platinum (October 2020)
-UM (Februrary 2021)
-Platinum (July 2021)
-B2 (November 2021)

Notice a pattern?
>centered around gens 4-5
>peaks around winter 2019-2020
>drops off in 2021

I think you may have autism

Yeah, you really should do something about that autism of your user.

OP here again,

Yes. So what? This is Any Forums.

You should try platinum

OP once again (I'm not always on this thread),

Platinum? The game with only 5 fire types and the only two red ones are Flareon (w/o FB) and Magmortar (I actually like the Magby line) and the only good green earlygame grass type is Roserade? I can't wait to play it again!

Are you emulating? What's happening to these teams?

OP here,

On cart.

So what happens to the teams?