/smg/ - Stock Market General

Welcome to /smg/, we just like to have a lil fun round here

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OO3eCv5w
twitter.com/AnonBabble

pee pee poo poo >:)

>everything is fine

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Bros, I'm down $13 today. It's over.

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Inb4 SOXL closes at $16

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Good time to long TLT this week?

Extremely conservative portfolio of 80% QLD and 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls is already up...
$135!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

buy the dip

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>being bullish on tech

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Middle finger forming on the poo and pee

>niggas want to take out calls on facebook
And then they'll come here and seethe about bobo niggers destroying their portfolio when it turns out retarded contrarian 4channishness doesn't actually move markets. Make the obvious play, because the market moves in obvious ways.

I bought more SOXL at $16.70

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Reminder this is a jewish thread, with jewish subject matter, with jewish motivations, and we discuss jewish techniques while having some good old testament jewish fun

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god i fucking hate the wagiecage

>shoes on the beach
wouldnt want to burn your tootsies

Uhm, excuse me: Technology is the future!

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I just moved into a conservative portfolio of 100% SPY put options that expire on Wednesday.

>longing QLD
>longing QLD at the literal local top

You're gonna have a bad time.

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>TFW My Marv edit makes it to being the /smg/ thread pic
>TFW I made money on gay sex today
Guys, is this what making it feels like?

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Thoughts on DSP (viant)

when is CHIPS bill vote
how high SOXL will go sirs

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What's with the chicken thing? Do they think God is retarded?

>9:30a Stocks climb as market awaits earnings reports and Fed meeting results
>10:30a Stocks waver as market awaits earnings reports and Fed meeting results
>1:00p Stocks struggle to find a direction ahead of earnings reports and Fed meeting results

Why did I go to school in STEM when I could just become a financial analyst?

this, post some Jewish music
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

SIGA sissies our time has come. The doubters and the haters will pay. Gay sex is the only way.

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thanks for the pic bro it's a gud one

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huh apparently i am the antichrist

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Who is holding up the S&P?

Look at this first hand experience of monkeypee it's not fucking joke...

>7/15-17: THE WORSE pain I've experience in my entire life due to the internal anorectal lesions. 10 out of 10. I was taking Norco (hydrocodone + acetaminophen) and ibuprofen but it barely helped. I basically didn't sleep for 3 days because every moment felt like a fiery, rusty chainsaw was running in my ass. What's worse is that the internal lesions make you feel like you need to poop, so you want to poop but nothing comes out, and if something does come out, it is excruciatingly painful. I wish this on nobody, except on anybody ignorant enough to call monkeypoo a "gay disease"

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Me

The title is literally changed by a bot.
Program the bot.

Why is it so volatile today?

well then stop right now

probably something retarded like stamps.com

I'm not gay so I'll never have to worry about this lol

TPOXX is working for him

>I’ll do a TPOXX update soon with photos but it’s definitely working. Up until I started TPOXX, my lesions and rash were getting worse every day. Since starting TPOXX 3 days ago, the lesions and rash are improving/becoming smaller/healing. Really hoping that everything is gone by the end of the 14-day treatment.

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Oh ok then.

Sorry about that.

well, their interpretation of a god is pretty retarded so they replaced it with money
youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OO3eCv5w

>where I bottomed

I hate fags so much bros

Looks like today will be literally the lowest volume day of the year. Guess it’s retail retards bidding it up. You are shitting on Powells face trying to get the spy over 400 pre FOMC, seriously. The man WANTS lower valuations, this will be all the justification he needs to be a “hero” and raise 100. He isn’t your friend

Koss Corp. shares were recently up 37% to $10.58 after reports that the company reached a settlement with Apple Inc. related to a patent suit about AirPods.

>I-i-its not a gay disease!!!!

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Anyone else shorting FAZE on this fine morning?

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>grinding in a 0.5% range over 4 hours
>volatile

lol @ siga puts
lmao even

Does this mean my cashgang stance will be validated soon

Am I too late to get in on copper companies? Seems like the only commodity that wasn't giga hyped during the war PnD.

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Tis a shame this virus isn't more lethal

i had a revelation while reading the OP.
you marry your wife because she is beautiful to you and you want to fuck her, then you have a daughter. your daughter is half of the DNA of the woman that you are sexually attracted to, so half of your daughter has the same genes that you wanted to fuck when you met your wife. the other half is you, and if you think youre attractive, then you also are attracted to that side too. so how could you not want to fuck your daughter if you want to fuck your wife? they are practically the same person.

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>I wish this on nobody
>except on anybody ignorant enough to call it a gay disease
>I wish this on the people who have zero chance of catching it due to not being faggots
lmao faggot redditors always have something funny to say

should I call it a "fag disease"?

This is going to sound homophobic since we're on an LBGT board but this is disgusting.

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Okay groomer.

>All part of the plan.

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Never even heard of it. Why is it up 40% on the day?

SIGA niggas...

the only people who are afraid of monkeipox are faggots from the reddit like you. I know I will never catch the disease because I am not a homosexual.