/smg/ - Stock Market General

All your servers are belong to us edition.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=4gY2wtmcADo
youtube.com/watch?v=kk6wLZN4X74
youtube.com/watch?v=PYOdPA0Dcu4
youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus
warosu.org/biz/thread/50552396
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

*farts softly*
you can't predict what's coming...

youtube.com/watch?v=4gY2wtmcADo

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So now that recession is cancelled, what should we be buying. I guess soxl is back on the menu?

I have to go to the dentist in two hours. This is bearish.

SIGA ATH today. $20

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I told you guys based on the Elliott Wave forecast the top of SIGA was $16. You didn't believe me and now it's struggling to stay above 14. Lmao.

Reminder recessions are outlawed all you have to do is cancel them too bad previous generations weren't this smart

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Not sure WTF that will have been at all

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I have to go on Thursday. Last time I went was January 24th, and we all know how that went.

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So, are we selling or are we holding? I think I might continue to hold until the orders start rolling in, though this hype pump is tempting.

Another choice story "immigrants are achieving the american dream!". Weird how native born people are essentially barred from it due to not literally being supported by alien governments to invade the burger shithole.

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>Recession fears drives down energy
>Biden brags about lowering gasoline prices
Does that mean he brags about a recession?

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Hands up frens!

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Market nowhere near the bottom. QQQ P/E is still in the 20s, should be in the low 10s. Also, check ‘em

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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WTFWT

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

Name a stock that pays decent dividends and 100 shares cost less than $2,000 for the purpose of selling CCs

Best I can do is jews pump and dumping it between $13-$16 while retail hodls until the next rugging

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Afcg

SOXLsisters.... not like this....

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Berkshire Hathaway

Anyone els in DVN?

That was the flattest least volatile open I've ever seen.

it's unironically over

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*dumps on you*

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>it took near seven years for dow to recover from 2007 high
>2020 covid crash bottoms didnt even get near 2015 levels dow
>the bottom is in though
>bonds are becoming more promising returns every other month now
>whales with hundreds of millions care about your gambling casino when they are guaranteed higher returns with bonds

enjoy the relief pumps but zoom out

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GOT DAMNIT MY FUCKING CREDIT SPREADS ARE STILL UNDERWATER DESPITE NOT EVEN BEING IN THE MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Up Down Up Down Up Down Up Down

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Is that the guy that created Reddit

Recession is cancelled, just go back to buying your fang stonks.

IIIIIIIIIIII
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE


GDX

and

gold

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I am impregnating this whore next

CHECK THE FUCKING MACD AND RSI ON SIGA THIS PUMP CANNOT LAST

One hour before open on this glorious day
S I G A
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What in the fuck is silver problem?

VALE. Next ex-div is 9/20 and last ex-div it pumped to $20/share. I'm stacking a shit ton of $14 calls on them for sept

peter dickshit

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wow thats a pretty red start

I dont know if i can recover from this one

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UXVY THIS SHIT IS A SCAM

Uh oh VIX.... UH OH

>buys calls AFTER the pump
Retards like you are a dime a dozen on smg

lol @ siga puts
lmao even

SELL THE SIGA NEWS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

at least GME is still going down

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Buy high sell low so other anons can make gains

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WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED
WE
TOLD
YOU

Lots of stops below $18 from the past 2 weeks.

holy smokes

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Damn

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OOOOOOOOOO THE BIG SLURPARINO

In case you didn't notice, I did a big poo as the markets opened.

What the fuck is it doing?

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

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literal who lmao keep coping nigger

UH OH VIX!

same old morning dump into newer highs, bobo's gonna get hooked again. Watch and learn.

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>last week was just another market dead cat bounce

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We're heading for Cuoba! Where the candlesh are as red as my russhian bhallsh!

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Oh kek nevermind the market is going down.

Wtf are you talking about? I bought calls near a 52 week low when it was trading at $12/share..

just bought UVXY Calls for this week
youtube.com/watch?v=kk6wLZN4X74

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>YFW you didn't buy the """rally""" last week

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GAY SEX

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AND YOU MIGHT BE
HOOKED

>buy calls at open because the white house has a plan to avoid recession.
>investors are selling off anyway
>lose money
What the fuck is wrong with the market we should be green as fuck now that we've avoided the recession, or am I missing something?

SIGA RSI ON THE DAILY IS OVER 90 ZOOM IN MOTHERFUCKERS THIS PUMP CANNOT LAST SELL NOW RETARDS

First

>Avoided the recession
When will people understand the kind of transparent the current administration is being. You say it's not a recession, even though it clearly is a recession, so that dipshit bagholders continue to hold bags because it's """technically""" not a recession until the NBER calls it a recession which they only do retroactively 6-8 months after it has begun. But the literal conditions for the beginning of a recession to be called, whether or not a regulating or analystic body has done so, is two negative consecutive quarters of GDP growth - which the white house has come out plain as day and said will be the case before the next print. They're telling you, plain as fucking day if you can listen, that line do and in fact will go down, while feeding the normgroids the party line of "it's not a recession because we say it isn't and dealwithit.jpeg". This is literally the fucking government coming out and telling the smart people to stop holding bags while giving the idiots a message to cling to and continue accumulating into the downturn because on a long enough timeline they will turn a profit if they have balls. For everyone else that has brains and balls, gtfo and rebuy at or near the bottom, which will be at minimum (and this is being incredibly optimistic) around the 2800 range. Personally I think it'll be closer to 2k flat but I am admittedly and unashamedly a delusional bobo.

tl;dr learn to read
>also holy FUCK hiroshimoot figure it the fuck out

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Ive been so bored

It's unavoidable

test

>still 22 days to M1 expiration
>M1-M2 contango is already this juicy
>even though VIX isn't low
How come? Does it mean this level of VIX is the new low?

Also 4channel is ded

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metallica should have quit early 90's they sound horrible live everything is out of tune from signing to drums. altought metallica does not use backing tracks covertly in live performances unlike most megabands

youtube.com/watch?v=PYOdPA0Dcu4

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are you trolling or did you seriously not understand that the white house is trying and failing to gaslight everyone into redfining what arecession is so that they can claim either we arent in a recession or that its a surpirse recession nobody could see coming and therefore only racists would blame the white house or whatever

Any Forums is being manipulated by fucking kikes to keep it artificially low.

Are we back?

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>even the servers are being short ladder-attacked

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Yeah, Im thinking we're back

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT Any Forums

WE'RE BACK

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How do he fuck is Redbox still even a thing, much less doing a fucking 2x today

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youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus

HELLO? BROS? CAN YOU HEAR ME ARE WE BACK!

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>gas goes to 5/gallon
>drops to 4.99/gallon
>biden: yeah, im thinking we're back

A Russian market doesn't dump without a plan.

Thoughts?

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>Siga pumping and they had to shut down biz because of it
Its the next GME/MRNA. Get in now.

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wait if recession is inevitable, and the white house changes the definition of recession to be far worse than what it has been in the past, and we get this new recession thats even worse.... oh shit, we're fucked, the line will surely go down bigly. It's going to be way worse than I anticipated.

Jewish sorcery.

The fuck are you doing here?

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GDP Thursday. Careful, this could turn into a surprise positive event. I think the gdpnow of -1.6% was getting priced in, but consensus is at 0.4% which would actually avoid the recession by the standard definition of two negatives in a row.

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i dunno I stopped videos on redtube in like 2013

Wtf is wrong with the VIX. This shit is ridiculous

gdp: >-2%

SCREENCAP THIS POST

test

FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT

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Yeah Goldman gigajews got it as a positive 0.6% i think. They can fudge it enough to give everyone the win and pump markets for 6 months.

yeah, im thinking we are black.

GDP better than expected is bearish

Thoughts on EBAY?

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>the white house has a plan to avoid recession.

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Reminder recessions and genders have both been cancelled you chuds

shit was slowing down before Jay started hiking interest rates, and ((consensus)) is we actually grew in this environment? the kikes are going to rug pull this shit so fuckingly it's going to be like a circuit breaker level event when that news story breaks.

It's not a recession!!! Stop saying things! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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>"is the female gender in the room with you right now?"

I shorted your stock, nigger
I shorted it, nigger
It made me gains, nigger
It got gains, nigger

Thoughts on how high FAZE will go?

I missed out on two trades today because I didn't trust the abysmal volume.
Did you mean

Ebay cucked and now reports your sales to the IRS. Fuck them.

BREAKING NEWS

NANCY PELOSI SPOTTED ON DAVID SOXL'S YACHT OFF THE COAST OF SAN FRANCISCO. RUMORED TO BE DISCUSSING AN UPCOMING PUMP

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what a bunch of snitch ass cunts

Holy shit I love the Biden stock market

We are literally in a recession right now and the markets don’t even care

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the sentiment is in and it's HECKIN' BULLISH! :D

>also holy FUCK hiroshimoot figure it the fuck out

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>He doesn't know recessesions are not outlawed

wow, sad stuff lots of anti-science chuds here in /smg/

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Oilniggers we are back

It's actually hilarious how clueless you guys are. It's all about how far the fed will have to go

Get yourselves some humanbioarmor.
>If we go down from FOMC, then a positive GDP should start the next leg of the Golden Bull.
Yeah, markets are looking for an excuse to rally. Thats why it didnt dump at last cpi. After all the gas price spikes the most it did was 9.1% so markets were bullish. Pretty sure cpi will start to come down too. FOMC itself isnt a dump reason anymore though, markets feel the fed is on track now and getting it done.

By next month; cpi could show a pull back, gdp might be better than expected and fed will do 75 as predicted. August could be a good rally.

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>USAC puts

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>the markets don’t even care
They do care. It means the janny Fed will feed them free money again. No more shitting of diapers.

>Any Forums comes back
>i make a funny thread
>immediately deleted and banned
warosu.org/biz/thread/50552396
Any Forums is fucking dead

I bought more SOXL at $16.70

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-3 is greater than -2 in terms of oscillation and whole values, -2% of 100 is less than -3% of 100