They changed the definition of a recession

Why would they do such a thing?

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Yep. That was the most bearish shit Janet Yellen could ever say, kek

there's never been a hard definition of a recession because gdp is a bullshit madeup metric

Science has improved. We've now learned that words don't mean the things that they used to mean, it's just science, chud

Wrong. They changed it to justify 2 red quarters in a row. Stop playing dumb.

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Everything in finance relies on underlying data that's just made up by central bankers. Doesn't mean that words don't have meaning

>they changed it
they never had it in the first place, you will not find "two red quarters" formally defined as a recession in any text. gdp is meaningless

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>words have meaning
i assume your particular definition of "recession" has to do with the economy shrinking, would you personally use gdp as your metric and two quarters as your period of measure? because that's horseshit

>heh actually commonly accepted definitions are not commonly accepted according to me
Okay

it's a strange mix of cuckoldry and based
>yes, i will redefine reality
>according to what my masters told me to believe

Nothing can be a recession if you cant define recession. Jews work like this.

This doesnt prove they changed it? Only gives a definition. If you had a before and after screenshot fair enough. But thats not what that is

I guess you got this from Pentoshi. He posts one bear tweet than a bull tweet. Look look lads they changed the definition

Low iq subhumans like you need to die. So smug yet so retarded. Kys.

you are the most gorilla nigger if you don't see the games they are playing

lmao. In fact he delted the tweet because he knows what he said is bullshit

Not an argument, low IQ lefty faggot

Winter of death

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Idk who the flying fuck that is. The source is literally in the pic above. It was from Janet Yellen
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>changed the definition
Just like ETH changed the definition of how to measure scalability since they can't scale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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for you:

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We are in recession indefinitely until enough people are vaxxed.

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So it doesn't spook investors.

Never getting jabbed so the recession will be eternal.

Nigga I just passed my series 7… Guess what the TEXTBOOK definition of a recession was according to the test?