/smg/ - Stock Market General

Summer clothers.....

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Lumine
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

last

Attached: FArkPE2VgAQoU49.jpg (800x1333, 623.09K)

First for fuck niggers

baking

We should pool our money together to start a company that makes anime girls real. Ticker: WIFU

Baking since this thread was made by an obvious troll.

>no fap for 5 days
>look at porn for like 2 minutes
>brain goes parabolic have a headache now
I'm so powerful

I hope SIGA dumps more today

I think I'm going to just liquidate all of my positions, put all of my money into TQQQ, and then sell deep otm covered calls for the rest of my life
I'm just not capable of anything more complicated than that

Attached: 1656424378581.jpg (560x528, 27.24K)

Iz we in troubles?

Attached: 6DA822E9-6785-4949-8385-7A900C303FFB.jpg (1536x1536, 521.58K)

>TIME TO SLURP THAT HECKIN GAY SEX DIPPERINO AMIRITE???

Attached: 1658256630662400.jpg (236x292, 11.63K)

If it does I am going all in. I already tripled my position on Friday. "A dump with no news means schmes from the jews."

Attached: greenwojak.jpg (600x506, 66.65K)

>making 2D perfection into 3D trash

Dividends are your friends!

Attached: dividends friends png.png (1398x1973, 3.07M)

Tell me what stocks to buy..... NOW.

I have no friends and am incapable of making or keeping any

all of them, equally

SIGA at open.

Ticker ROPE

Congratulations, user. You've just figured out the guaranteed path to success. Nothing short of the complete collapse of America could stop you.

Attached: 1652229573804.jpg (1200x1200, 111.06K)

buy SOXS
we're pooling our funds together to lock the float and screw over short sellers

SIGA will dump hard at open

>implying implications
Gay sex is about to make me rich you fucking faggots

Attached: image1111s.jpg (786x490, 61.95K)

Then you buy more, baggie

SIGA will absolutely moon at open lol.

Plan for tomorrow:

Buy 30k worth of UUP 28 8/26 calls
Short 20k worth NVDA
Short 20k worth MSTR
Long 12k worth SOXS
Long 12k worth HIBS

If you are on the opposite side of me for any of these positions I honestly feel so fucking bad for you because I don’t lose.

Why would SIGA dump at open?
The PHEIC declaration, the numerous reports of pediatric patients being treated with TPOXX, the massive TPOXX order announced by EU in picrel... SIGA is easily breaking $20 this week

Attached: 1655039234000.png (678x585, 15.77K)