Synchron has FDA approval and 4 Australians already have been using it to send WhatsApp messages.
Musk says they’ll be in humans by this year but he has to drill holes through the skull. Synchron uses the jugular vein to install.
Will this give people a financial advantage?
Do you guys think these companies will go public?
Could be the next investment sector we see go parabolic
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yes take your brain chip goy, good goy. yes its totally safe nobody could ever use that for something bad at all!
>brain computer companies
is this real life?
Invasive technology feels disgusting. I'm glad there's progress but I don't like the tech.
>implant virus
thanks for the bank account info and texting me the security code bro
whatsapp is the facebook owned CIA company with a backdoor in their encryption too
kek
wait until i wipe the hard drive
oh shit reboot please
HERE'S YOUR NETFLIX GOY
Get out of my brain hacker
But Elon showed a video of a monkey playing a computer game with one
They must be fun
they didn't show the part where they blasted it with horrific gore the monkey couldn't turn off or close it's eyes to
Who is allowing this to happen?
oy vey yes goy after we torture the monkey we will torture you!! but dont worry it will heal the blind, deaf and mute and make the paralyzed walk again!! you will be hyper intelligent(lol) for sure!
Billionaires can’t be stopped
They own the politicians
Neuralink is a scam. The OG founders pumped and dumped on Musk.
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Yeah, some founders joined Synchron because they have FDA approval and a less invasive procedure
I still wouldn’t trust them though
wtf I'd love that, I'd be just chillin all day getting gore fed to my brain
I can’t wait to buy ad space in your thoughts for my shitcoins I create
This basically allows them to put a backdoor to your thoughts in your brains. Just have to reprogram it always be textualizing your thoughts and sending them off. Only those without internal monologues would be safe.
think of the data google can collect
ads targeted to your every desire
sounds like hell
Us, because we haven't brutally murdered these sick fucks.
Kek reminds me of that cybernetics eye company that went bankrupt and now a bunch of people are stuck with implants in their head that cant be removed safely and can no longer be repaired either as the company that repairs them no longer exists
It's a cool idea, in 1000 years it'll be safe. Don't be a Guinea pig for anything that's for sure.
Don’t get the zune of brain chips
Microsoft don’t care about your firmware problems
Safe?
But your boss will be able to reach you anywhere
Fuck that