Musk didnt bang Sergey's wife
Musk self-played the incel card in his defense; deflating todays attacks against him
Tesla stock dropped 0.5% moments after Musk announced his involuntary celibicacy
BREAKING
Jayden Edwards
Alexander Ross
Stop talking about this pathetic stuttering psycho
He gets off on attention, ignore him and he WILL kill himself
Nathan Edwards
Sex
Sex
Sex
Chase Reed
p.s. rich people are compulsive liars
Caleb Jones
Didn't he recently have twins with one of his executive officers?
Isaac Lewis
>power & money doesnt attract sex
sounds legit.
Luke Nelson
Lol what
Dylan Carter
Cannot wait for Tesla to die
Joshua Reed
>tons of other people were there
>wasn't even romantic
He fucked her at a billionaire orgy didn't he?
Angel Martin
I feel like it shouldn't count if it's at an orgy.
Oliver Sanchez
"Ages" to a top 20% Chad = like 3 weeks
Colton Richardson
How many people do you think a billionaire has to crush beneath himself to become a billionaire?
James Gutierrez
He figured it out
Also he nutted in her ass and everyone knows anal isn’t sex
Billionaires are tricky like that
Owen Allen
>Hasnt had sex in ages
He's trying to preserve his wizard powers
Jayden Rivera
He had twins like a couple months ago.
Musk is a compulsive liar, he has been lying about FSD for like 5+ years.
Hunter Ross
precious
bodily
fluids
Jack Thompson
>elon (((musk))) pivoting his grift to the incel crowd
Evan Collins
Kinda based
Jace Adams
this, most people are liars.
Oliver Miller
This doesn't sound entirely convincing.
'haven't had sex in ages' = the stewardess on the flight the day before didn't want bought a horse. Sigh.
The cunt needs locking up, he's obviously incapable of even remembering having rolled his mates wife now.
Ethan Harris
>tfw the last time you got your dick wet it costed you 36 years of child support