Recession not happening

Ethereum merge date confirmed.
Bobos get btfo

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shoo shoo dcg jeet

The only jeet here is your hairy sister

>"we've punished and abused you goyim enough for now"
>"if you behave like a good goyim, we'll let you eat the crumbs off the floor, for now"

This is total bullshit. They know God damn well we're heading into a recession if we aren't in one already. Last GDP release was red. If in 4 days the GDP release is negative again, this woman should have every academic title stripped from her and she should have to do a walk of shame down Wall St. where people get to pelt her with actual bull shit. And this is still better than she and all these other economic false prophets deserve.

Crypto has been bearish since May 2021 and the usa has been in a recesion since January

we have literally been in a recession since the 80s

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This is what they say to prevent panic while they dump their bags

Projections point to very low but still positive GDP growth in Q2. But we won't know until the official figures are released.

idk here nasdaq log chart adjusted for inflation. Looks kind of oversold lol

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Uh oh top is in, i'm market selling all my BTC to dump on link.

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a job where you can just lie and be wrong over and over for your handlers?

Because they wouldn't possibly be lying right?

Everything this bitch says wont happen does. This means recession is IMMINENT.

Lol this. Can't believe we all fell for the QT, dump the balance sheet meme, when surely the can can and apparently will get kicked down the road for another generation or 2

why do they keep blue balling us like this

Thats like vaxxie cope

Are they really gonna lie and put GDP at like 0.1% and then red in q3 and then say nuh uh it wasn’t two quarters red in a row not a recession?

>oversold
You realize those concepts are thrown out the window in the face of the USD getting devalued and global market hegemony splintering right?

The conditions of the last ten years would have to repeat ad nauseum to be oversold, when that’s not how economics works.

>The conditions of the last ten years would have to repeat ad nauseum to be oversold

ok

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The United States and global markets were objectively on a steadier trajectory in 2000. I don’t know what to tell you, the money printer circus is over.

she refuses to admit 2 negative quarters means recession
>whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/07/24/icymi-treasury-secretary-yellen-says-us-economy-not-in-recession/

TODD: “If the technical definition is two quarters of contraction, you’re saying that’s not a recession?”

YELLEN: “That’s not the technical definition. There is an organization called the National Bureau of Economic Research that looks at a broad range of data in deciding whether or not there is a recession. And most of the data that they look at right now continues to be strong. I would be amazed if they would declare this period to be a recession, even if it happens to have two quarters of negative growth. We have a very strong labor market. when you are creating almost 400,000 jobs a month, that is not a recession.”