What if the bugs taste good?
What if the bugs taste good?
I've tried some of them before it became a globohomo thing.
They're just crunchy and flavorless. Not offensive or bad per se but whoever memes it as a true replacement for meat is a moron and a liar.
I guess i'll just eat a lot of dem, extra deep fried of course
>2030
>doesn't eat ze bugs
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but I can't survive on just bugs
Und? Was life a contest about who lives ze longest?
>but they're disgusting!
Zey're not, unless you're young and can't enjoy ze complex flavors
>cryptocurrency will free us from slavery, I don't need to eat the bu-
*wallet liquidated by smart contract* eat zem and return to your pod immediately, fucking peat-gavel
just add spices retard, multiple wars were fought for these
>Here herr user eat zem now.
pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr
they do
I was talking about the bugs themselves you imbecile.
Coating something in seasoning makes it taste like seasoning, what a fucking shock
Meat is still superior since it provides testosterone
>pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr
Safety is an antiquated luxury of past times. Return to your pod und I promise you will be happy.
What if the pods are comfy?
they are
Zis
Sehr gut.
there are wild invasive hogs and an overpopulation of deer in my state, why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?
ze bugz will be made tasty by the goyslop complex, in order to get you hooked
i half expect them to genetically modify beef to make it less tasty
Why didn't he gut and cook it first.
>why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?
You vill eat ze bugs
You vill not ask questions
Und you vill be happy
>Why didn't he gut and cook it first
And destroying ze unique and pure flavor? What are you ein enemy of science?
I'd prefer them blended so I don't have to chew through their shells