What if the bugs taste good?

What if the bugs taste good?

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I've tried some of them before it became a globohomo thing.
They're just crunchy and flavorless. Not offensive or bad per se but whoever memes it as a true replacement for meat is a moron and a liar.

I guess i'll just eat a lot of dem, extra deep fried of course

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>2030
>doesn't eat ze bugs

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but I can't survive on just bugs

Und? Was life a contest about who lives ze longest?

>but they're disgusting!

Zey're not, unless you're young and can't enjoy ze complex flavors

>cryptocurrency will free us from slavery, I don't need to eat the bu-

*wallet liquidated by smart contract* eat zem and return to your pod immediately, fucking peat-gavel

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just add spices retard, multiple wars were fought for these

>Here herr user eat zem now.

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pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr

they do

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I was talking about the bugs themselves you imbecile.
Coating something in seasoning makes it taste like seasoning, what a fucking shock

Meat is still superior since it provides testosterone

>pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr
Safety is an antiquated luxury of past times. Return to your pod und I promise you will be happy.

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What if the pods are comfy?

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they are

Zis

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Sehr gut.

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there are wild invasive hogs and an overpopulation of deer in my state, why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?

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ze bugz will be made tasty by the goyslop complex, in order to get you hooked
i half expect them to genetically modify beef to make it less tasty

Why didn't he gut and cook it first.

>why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?
You vill eat ze bugs
You vill not ask questions
Und you vill be happy

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>Why didn't he gut and cook it first
And destroying ze unique and pure flavor? What are you ein enemy of science?

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I'd prefer them blended so I don't have to chew through their shells