So, user, what would you say is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes i work too hard

>I’m a reserved person by nature, but I compensate by cultivating a outward persona that engages the client.
I actually used that in an interview

I don't have a weakness, I am perfect. Now give me the job and I will consider not firing you once I am the boss.

I jerk at work toilet. how's that bitch

dumbest shit, i bet you didnt get the job either...

''im an introvert but i was an extrovert to a client hur hur''

yikes

Checked but since CERN faggots get gets

Truth:
>I don't give enough of a shit and am extremely unmotivated. Fuck if it wasn't for the fact that I need my internet, I'd be in the fucking woods right now living off a 1 acre. I have no aspirations to really climb the wall of corporate dicks.

Interview:
Whatever bullshit that'll land me the job

Submissive teenage girls in short skirts and undersized bras.

I have very blurred vision

I often get carried away with my work, usually thinking about my projects after the working day is done.

:)))

i have an invisible disability so i mention that

anglo slags hnnggggg

Girls with colored hair.

My white skin and penis

Fuck I can’t argue with that quads

Well I’ve always had a little bit of schizophrenia but it’s under control now
>stand up, pull folding serrated knife from pocket, reach across the desk and cut off his face to save him

>be me
>be in job interview
>what's your greatest weakness, user?
>curl up into the fetal position
>fall off my chair
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>I didn't get the call