Should I buy Tesla or crypto?

It’s either
>Tesla Model S —> $105k
or
>70 ETH —> $110k

$140k in bank account, need $30k for living expenses

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Wait til eth is 650 at least

Bro don’t buy an expensive car. That’s retarded.

I don’t think it will ever go that low again

I can save money on gas fees though …

But seriously, I genuinely want a nice car and I also think it’ll help with women and status. Sort of fake it til you make it type of thing

A car that you will drive is not an investment. Why would you ever spend more than 5% of your net worth on a depreciating asset?

>>Why would you ever spend more than 5% of your net worth on a depreciating asset
Well, here’s a few reasons and see >extremely high-performing car
>fun to drive (I rode one)
>is a chick magnet
>instantly increases status
>long life of +1 million miles
>looks cool

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wtf is wrong with people.
i have 200k in bank and i would not even think of buying a car and i'm 24.
invest that shit carefully and multiply it, be patient. you will make more money and you can use that excess money to scratch your material itch, but giving in to that short term pleasure is not good long term. the feeling of 'new shiny thing' goes away quickly and you're left with a liability.

>long life of +1 million miles
Mate no, batteries are nowhere near there and you’re going to be seeing around 80% soc max charge at around 100,000-200,000 miles and that’s with keeping the car between 20% and 80% all its life

Okay you have to be trolling.
None of that shit is true.
You know what? Buy the car and set it on fire.
Actually don't bother, they catch fire themselves.