/smg/ - Stock Market General

WEEKEND SCHIZO EDITION


>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Isokaze
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

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pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Isokaze
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
bad-dragon.com/shop
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com
mangband.org/downloads
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY EVERY SIGA SHARE YOU CAN UNDER $17 MONDAY

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>/smg/ - Stock Market General
>
>WEEKEND SCHIZO EDITION
>
>
>>Brokers
>pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>brokerchooser.com/
>
>>Stock Market Vocabulary
>pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>
>>Risk Management
>pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>
>>Live Streams
>livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>
>>Educational Sites
>investopedia.com/
>exhentai.org/tag/character:Isokaze
>khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>thebalance.com/
>
>>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
>optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
>optionsprofitcalculator.com
>optionstrat.com/
>optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>
>>Free Charts
>tradingview.com
>finscreener.com/
>koyfin.com/
>portfoliovisualizer.com/
>
>>Screeners
>finviz.com/
>tradingview.com/screener
>etfdb.com/
>
>>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
>investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>finance.yahoo.com/
>
>>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
>biopharmcatalyst.com
>
>>Boomer Investing 101
>bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>
>>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
>dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>
>>Links for (You)
>bad-dragon.com/shop
>
>>Calendars
>earningswhispers.com/calendar
>federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
>investing.com/dividends-calendar/
>cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>
>>Misc
>squeezemetrics.com/monitor
>market24hclock.com/
>tradingeconomics.com
>portfoliovisualizer.com
>
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Oh no no no work from home bros. We got to cocky...

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I've included a link for (You), user.
choose your dragon carefully

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imagine being retarded enough to short GAY SEX

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how do truly I invest in myself?

I've just realised that everything I've ever done was for women
>got higher education
so women think Im not stupid
>got a good paying job
so women think Im not poor and I can provide us a stable future
>investing
to increase my net worth to get attention from women
>lifting
so women will find me sexy
>got my own place
because women dont like guys in their 20s still living at home

every single dollar I've spent was for womens attention, how do I profit from this?

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מקהלת שירהאת ׳אם הש産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 ם מבצעאת ׳אם השםת産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 אאת ׳אם את ׳אם השםהשםת ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית

I had a dream image of green tickers so I am returning to the market from cash gang with six figures on Monday

siga homophobes

Seems like you already have profited from this, in your own autistic way. Congrats. You’ve done more than most people in their 20s including me so far.

100% this is an easy 1.5x, 2x in the next week. ive held off on buying SIGA but this is easy money rn

Bearish for SIGA, big crash on Monday

Now if you look at my screen shot this post is clearly SMG related. See? Because I put SIGA in the side.
You can get the mangband client at mangband.org Pretty much every OS is supported. The server is located at: 3.89.9.70
Has a chat room. Lets you slay orcs and shit.

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its opening at 20$ so I hope you bought at close

this was from a week ago

gay sex is my best stock this year

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SIGA HEIL!!
SIGA HEIL!!
SIGA HEIL!!
HEIL TECOVIRIMAT!
HEIL BODYARMOR!

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USAC Chad's I have another play for you.

9/16 $14 Calls on VALE are $0.40 right now. Their next ex-div date is 9/20.. super high div yield stock and should see the same runup.

Hahahahaha! Holy shit I’m gonna be fucking rich! Thanks, fags!

Any Redditors here? The narwhal bacons at midnight.

lol

>adding to longs on tech and small caps
>shorting bonds
>crude oil long positioning is near a 3-year low

are these people crazy? Are people really that fanatic about the tech kool-aid? Next week is going to be a wake up call for sure

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checked and kek'd
will I get a virus from this game?

>any redditors in here
Better fucking not be

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I CANT BELIEVE WE WILL BE LIVING WITH ORTHOPOX LIKE FUCKING MEDIEVAL SERFS BECAUSE THE GAYS HAD TO HAVE ONE MONTH OF GAY SEX PARADES
HAHAHAHAHAH

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And just for reference their last ex-div date they went over $20/share.. these calls could 10X pretty easy

Let's keep the racism and hate to none or we won't have these generals any longer.

Hey, rocker. What would you say if I could make you a silver miko statue? How much would you pay for such an item?

>Let's keep the racism and hate to none or we won't have these generals any longer.

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mangband.org/downloads
Nope. Hopefully someone joins. I have disabled moderation and turned on consensiual duels. But have no idea how to do that. I'm lumbering around as a half-troll. Selling notional swaps of course.

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I got banned from reddit monkeypee because i said it might be a Bioweapon like BILL GATES has been warning about...

HAHAHA

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That’s the dude who was fully cured by TPOXX, right?

>who news
I guess /smg/ is just going to be unusable all weekend with siga faggot spam

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I love gates, he's killing off the plebbitors while we profit. he may be the most based man in history

dank.
I’m intredasted.

STOP SPEAKING JEWISH

monkeypee was getting censored by wallstreetbets mods for the first month or two

i read a theory that the mods of wsb try to use the herd to make money and are careful about when things become popular on the sub

and that's a good thing, here's why!

Yes

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Just get a few high class hookers, then switch back to beating off but with zero effort going towards any pursuit whatsoever of women

Why don’t you just jump on the bandwagon? Show portfolio. If you have a position in SOXS or SOXL then you need to stfu. Fucking autists ITT need to lighten up and pull the metal rod out of their asses, now more than ever.

first e-celeb that gets it, SIGA will 100% the same day

homophone*

Big earnings this week. In addition the fed will meet on the 27th to release rate changes and then GDP Q2 first read will be on the 28th.

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Hey I just found this forum through /r/wallstreetbets and created a Any Forums account.

>siga news

i will be buying the DIP that you will be selling to me as you question why line go down not up

it already dipped because of the vote leak, good luck

Any fun plans this weekend /smg/?

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This could be the big one

Jesus Christ where was he putting his face?

For me its long synth futures into a short IV spread once it pops

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Going to a BBQ in a couple hours. A friend wants me to go in on buying a bar with him. It doesn't seem like a sound investment.