Im in moscow, what business advice can you give?

Im in moscow, what business advice can you give?

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Get the fuck out of Moscow.

Dont fuck the hookers. They have stds.

Leave the country, EU countries need competent people like you, don't waste your potential on a country that would send you to war in a heartbeat

Russian brides want American men!

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Just two more weeks and Kyiv will fall!

/thread

Leave.

solid advice, right here.
and stay the fuck out of Ukraine while you're at it.

>train doing backflips
>train throwing hatchets
>train throwing hatchets while doing backflips
>join Spetsnaz and start looting for extra $$$

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Learn Chinese.

Enjoy this fascinating country.

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Invest in Gazprom

Well of course, my brown skinned fellow, Moscow is a well-known NFT investors den
If I had to give you some advice, I'd encourage you to buy some CHAMP soon, since it will pump pretty fast

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best fiscal decision would probably be to assassinate putin
pic very much related

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Swing shitcoins (SHIB, QOM, LINK etc) and scalp BTC to speedrun any% your way into wealth and get the fuck out as soon as possible.

What a cute chubby femboy my god i'm hard just imagining how perfectly round and cute his ass must be

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twerking on chaturbate /gay/ is also a good alternative

sell webm's of your sister's feet/socks
then leave moscow

>all foreign corporations leave
>big holes in the markets
>"what should i do"

Look which one has no local version.

lose some fat, put on makeup and slutty clothes and meet me by the Kursky railway terminal at 10 PM on Saturday, imma make you rich