If you were a cryptocurrency, which crypto would you be and why?

If you were a cryptocurrency, which crypto would you be and why?

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Bitcoin because it's the biggest and my dick is the biggest

Chainlink because i could go for a big mac

Niggercoin, because i'm nigger

Bitcoin(SV) because big blocks are for big cocks.

none few

GRIN because of the look on my face when I buy another dip

BELLA. 'Cause it's pure gold and female dog and i'm a female.

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Mobie.io because its regulated and low cap

BAT.
Because I hate faggots.

Etherium. It has a godlike name.

A privacy solution for sure. They are full proof.

Litecoin because I am asian and useful, but relatively normal and not that well known.

>Etherium
Ethereum

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ICP because I'm a wicked clown.

FTM because I’m an FTM

BTC because I'm bloated, slow, and it's all downhill from here

Polkadot because I'm gay

What's your eoy price prediction? I'm also into other assets like Juno, Scrt, and Rail.

some BSC or FIAT scam

I would be Chainlink because I am based.

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RVP because I'm a piece of shit