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Steak and Lobster Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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My SPY calls for next week will be ok…right?

No

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make sure u sell on FOMC day

>he’s still shilling a microcap biotech stock hoping monkee pox is the next covid
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me what happens when the yield curve inverts

Nah

I never cared about CoVid. Never jabbed. But monkebumps makes me nervous. Kids are getting it. Lesions on their eyes can permanently blind them. I have kids. This is no joke. Wuhan has been messing with this virus. A schizo user warned us about this months ago and it’s all coming to fruition. This is fucked.

Oh..

keep your kid away from gay dicks and they'll be ok.

SIGA frens, there are reports of kids catching monke in the USA...

How much higher will the stonks go up from this?

This reads like it would reasonably be something that a man with autism would produce

Bad nigga stuff

Et me show you the difference between zoomers and adults.

Adults: music.youtube.com/watch?v=_f7gY0W7HuA&feature=share

Zoomers:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=L__dsbm5ODA&feature=share

Zoomers are disgusting creatures.

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That’s not the way this works. Only one kid in a classroom has to catch it from watching peppa pig too close to his gay uncle. Kids play closely. They wrestle. They laugh a lot, releasing the poxx in to the air.
Dude. I’m trippin on this one. This isn’t a cold my kids can sneeze off in a few days.

Well you see when the yield curve inverts instead of you going gay for pay, you must now pay to be gay.
See a gay man on the street? Give him $5 for a quick handy.
The government doesn't care that you don't like it, its the law now.

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more people buying a bond lowers its yield, selling increases its yield.
>A yield curve inverts when long-term interest rates drop below short-term rates because investors expect short-term rates to decline in the future, typically as a result of impaired economic performance. Such an inversion has served as a relatively reliable recession indicator in the modern era

I stopped day trading 10 years ago, so I didn't realize I needed a margin account, not a cash one to do that.
I was curious but he always runs away when asked questions. If you were making 5:1 per day you should be a millionaire after a month or two with $1k invested.

Anybody else trying out the loan out your shares thing?
I think it’s brilliant because I’m not fucking selling and now I can literally make money off of bobos

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Just huffed a bit whiff of my own farts
Gassy…

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Don’t worry about monkebumps at all man. It’s mostly only going to spread to Republican senators and catholic priests/altar boys.

Oh no TSLA bros looks like we got too cocky

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