I been applying to so many jobs everyday but i cant get anything. How do i get spot in a nice position?
How do people even get jobs
Carter Peterson
Isaac Ramirez
Your grammar is really bad hope that isn’t your cover letter op. The letter is both too formal and formal at the same time seems like a retarded european wrote it
Anthony Sanchez
Too formal and informal*
Brody Wood
What’s wrong with my cover letter?
Blake Torres
The creator of this resume was hired.
Liam Nelson
have you tried applying to mcdonalds?
Cameron Reed
Just look up cover letter template and copy that. The whole thing is bad
Jeremiah Clark
If this is actually your cover letter, get someone to proofread it for you, man. The grammar is all over the place. Im not trying to be mean either since i suck donkey dick at grammar
Owen Brown
learn to code
Hudson Phillips
Maybe have a personality? And be friendly but knowledgeable about the job. Not some fucking autist you fucking nerd.
Nolan Gray
That’s way too much fucking effort, they want a wage slave that will do their job and shut the fuck up, not some asshat that will take all their time and effort to manage how to make spreadsheets. Tone down the try hard
Nolan Baker
>and now I have a degree from there
Brody Price
> cover letter
bahahaha this nigga thinks he's hot shit, yeah I'm not reading that lmao
*throws the whole thing into the trash*
t. hiring manager
David Ortiz
You gotta have the skills if you want a nice position. This was a nice addition to my much higher paying full time job. Helps me rake in about $190k per year.
Isaac Allen
Lol a
Drug test? No wonder you’re never going to make it.
James Gutierrez
>How do i get spot in a nice position?
Henry Green
OP tell people you are trans you'll get hired somewhere due to diversity.
Landon Thomas
You're trolling and already know what's wrong with it.
KFC drug tests their employees. They have a sign saying all their employees have been drug screened in the restaurant.
Matthew Evans
I stopped with the whole workpill so long ago that i lost track of where was the last place i've worked on
Just know that you can be so much happier just doing what you love and know that you have secure bags that will support you financially trough your whole life, that's what doge, shib and now ch4ngpump did for me
Matthew Phillips
Assuming you're being denied by automated gay systems try this: for each job app you do, make a copy of your cv and copy and paste the job advert onto your cv - page 99 size 1 font, white textand then out a white square over it. This tricks the gay computer into thinking your cv is a perfect match for the job and now you're at the top of the list.
I went from 7 "no" out of 1000 applications to 5 interviews out of 10 applications..
You have to beat the gay systems user.
Ayden Roberts
Dafug. Is that true?
Asher Wood
ponychads just keep winning. i was thinking of revealing my full powerlevel on my resume and just being honest.
>Mr user
>B.S. in Computer Science
>I started programming so i could make my own game engine for a mlp game
>rainbow dash is my favorite pony, she is dumb cute and loyal, perfect foil to my autistic intellect
>but i identify with twilight sparkle more so I only code in c, but ill touch ur meme lang if you want me to, ive practiced
ect ect show off my github
would you hire me if my github impressed anons, or would you stop reading past the intro?
Jack Allen
>page 99
What does that mean? Put it on the last page, or literally have 99 blank pages?
>white square
Elaborate
Adam Edwards
the 99 pages shouldn't be blank but should rather each feature a single word that when put together form an epic poem about why you're the best job candidate.