/SMG/ Stock Market General

Shitposting Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Thoughts on option trading?

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Vix bros give me some hope. This is retarded

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Bearbros, what was up with that power hour pump? Makes me worried for next week. Thought buying spy puts near 400 would be free money.

Kids are getting the monkey pee.

Dr. Fakchi is saying we need MORE antiviral and vaccines..

Yeah seems SIGA is a good investment.

youtube.com/watch?v=v8Y_yyVGDoE

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priced in weeks ago

Cashgang chad here. What do I buy Thursday after the bleed?

Please Bill Gates, I yeild, I will eat the bugs and live in the pods, no more viruses I beg you

Not even once.

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No thanks

Do those children happen to have Jewish relatives?

Gay relatives maybe

Quad jabbed, still gets covid, still pushes vaccines, blames unvaxxed for variants

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fuckin mad that i could bat any cunt in this thread and no one would say fuck all

Was what happened to the VIX today discussed in earlier threads today? What's the qrd?

>VIX
nothing happened. It's the same as always

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I bought SPY Calls today early-session and sold them at a loss mid-session. Did this bear market rally literally just top? I was expecting a SPY 400 close before it would dump next week. MSFT GOOGL META AAPL AMZN report earnings during FOMC. I'm honestly not sure what to expect after today.

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That was the big Bobo dump you were all talking about?

Pathetic.

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>Micropenis user

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SIGA takes a big fat shit.
>Thread totally dead

Did the latest shill campaign finally wipe out the last of the weak willed /smg/ anons?

Will there come a time in the future when there is only 1 /smg/ poster left, the strongest and most wealthly, finally posting good tips to make it but no one is left to hear his advice.

its next week during FOMC as always, plus tech earnings for MSFT, GOOG, APPL and AMZN so i hope you took profits and bought UVXY calls.

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Apparently normies just have sex with each other occasionally and it's not a big deal to them. Somehow they don't have to spend their entire life improving themselves hoping to one day be worthy. It just happens. Isn't that so wierd?

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I’m, I’m still here and I lost a fuckton on SIGA today. Still bullish long term.

Its great. You can make the most money trading options intraday. There have been quite a couple times where I could've made $5,000+ if I would've just held on a little longer. I only trade and hold options intraday for 30 minutes to 1 hour tops. The BEST way to get yourself out of poverty. I've swing traded SPY Calls/Puts with a maximum principal of $3,000 and exited with a $500 - $900 daily.

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The two kids are getting Tecomirivat.

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Are you gonna post dr rajesh's telegram so we can buy his system to?

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