My work offered me a 2% raise

my work offered me a 2% raise
How am I supposed to respond to this insult?

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Quit and get a new job for a 100% raise

Offer them -8% working hours because of inflation.

Nice only down 8% to inflation

Get a new job, don't give any notice

I do work from home, so I was considering taking wednesdays off without telling anyone

Just put my two weeks in at mine bc I wasn't happy with compensation. Labor market is sweet rn, esp if u have a valuable skillset, put some apps in

Either keep working for them, or demand a higher raise and quit if they don't give you what you want.
Then you can either find another job or start a business.

kek why haven't i thought of this before

I have been offered a 120 percent pay rise and I am still considering leaving. fuck em, half a mill is not enough.

Counter offer, tell them to fuck off.

>got hired in 2019
>lockdown starts, we do all work in the office so I barely come thrice per month
>job sustains me for 2 years, without reducing pay or anything
>2022, back to the office
>thinking of changing career or getting a better pod job.
I’ll give them another year worth of my work since they were complacent during lockdown and gave me a 3% raise. But I ain’t staying longer if I don’t get a 10%

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>take 2%
>yes sir thank you sir
>don't be a bitch about it
>put 2% into bitDAO every month
>buy entire company and tell boss to fuck off

ez

Stop eating avocado toast and drinking your $8 lattes and just work harder bro.

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bangs cost $2 sir

>i do work from home, so I was considering taking wednesdays off without telling anyone

Oh ur a rebel user in getting all wet over here , such a bad boi

You're supposed to give a counter offer.

FUCKING BASED

Shuddup faggot.

lmao

Make sure they don’t monitor your login activity and stuff. My work does. They also monitor how many emails you send, how many calls you make etc.

you gratefully accept it. Your boss was generous enough to give you a raise at all. You should be bending the knee and kissing his feet for giving you a raise.

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based as hell

How do I tell if my work does this