Dun dununun dun dununun dun dun Dun dununun dun, DA NA NA
I wanna filter zoomie zooms Like no mons ever could To tilt them is my real test To make them seethe real goooood
I will hide in obscurity They’re searching far and wide Each Filtermon is hidden well The zoomers need a guide!
FILTERMON! They’ll never catch us alllll The cope and seethe Zoomer pants all pooped and peed FILTERMON! Ohhhh they’ve reached their end No endurance left to spend
FILTERMON! Because we’re new Zoomies expect easy use
They have no patience, it’s true FILTERMOOOOONNNN
Seethe cope and dilate, seethe cope and dilate! FILTERMON!
The only reason you think Smeargle is 'obscure' is the dexcut. He was a competitive staple for like five straight generations.
Xavier Allen
The point is that in Johto, he's hard to find because you have to go back through Union Cave once you get Surf, which not many zoomers these days would think to do.
John Thompson
Johto fans get a little delusional when their games' flaws are discussed. Nobody could possibly play the games and see anything wrong, because they didn't when they were kids.
Carter Mitchell
Johto was kino for that, actively encouraged exploration more than any region. I've spend years not knowing you get Tyrogue by actually exploring Mt. Mortar with Waterfalls.
Julian Watson
user got too involved in genwar shitflinging and thought this post would be a based epic win a bit sad
Landon Cox
lmao, based and so true
Brayden Robinson
user's personal boogeyman is literal children, it's quite sad
Josiah Gray
I hate Johto but you are based.
Robert White
That's also where you get the Dragon Scale for Kingdra.
Joseph Perry
>Each Filtermon is hidden well >The zoomers need a guide kek zoomers BTFO
Wyatt James
>hidden well >some johto mons are exclusively found in kanto out in the open despite not being there in gen 1 sasuga johto zoomies
>RNG hidden behind more RNG that the game doesn't tell you about >hidden well That's not good design, it's punishing the player for not havingi formation that the game doesn't give them.
Jaxson Collins
You're not supposed to 'know' where the Pokemon is. You're supposed to explore and experiment, dumb zoomer. It's what we like to call "playing the game".